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This is what 8 million Instagram followers does to your smartphone notifications

Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:25 pm
Posted by iPadThai
Member since Oct 2011
1039 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:25 pm
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I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to have hundreds of thousands of millions of followers on Instagram, and how it would feel to receive notifications from all of them. Researchers say we’re addicted to those love pings because they basically give us a straight shot of dopamine. But what if you had, literally, thousands of notifications rolling in after every post? Would you OD?

Demy de Zeeuw, who runs soccer-focused Instagram account @433, answered that exact question with a Facebook video posted a couple days ago. Go ahead, live the nightmare.

Miraculously, his phone didn’t explode or even lock up. Now, just imagine Kim Kardashian’s notifications. She has 57.5 million followers.


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Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:26 pm to
I'd have those set to silent?
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41125 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Now, just imagine Kim Kardashian’s notifications
no
Posted by Webbie
Member since Jan 2016
57 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:27 pm to
I hate social media.
Posted by Gleaux93
Member since Nov 2015
645 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

I'd have those set to silent?

This. Problem solved.
Posted by 03GeeTee
Oklahomastan
Member since Oct 2010
3423 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to
Why wouldn't you turn the notifications off in that situation?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to
Or, you know, just turn notifications off.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22731 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to
That's exactly why I chose not to have millions of Instagram followers.
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:29 pm to
This
Posted by BullredsRus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
754 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:32 pm to
I don't mean this to sound funny or anything, but what is the point of Instagram? Is it like a mix of facebook and twitter?
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25606 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Researchers say we’re addicted to those love pings because they basically give us a straight shot of dopamine.

I fricking hate notifications on my phone. I limit the shite out of mine.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40487 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

I don't mean this to sound funny or anything, but what is the point of Instagram?


share pictures and short videos with your friends without all the drama of Facebook
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91838 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:46 pm to
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without all the drama of Facebook


That's fricking rich.

ETA: I agree that was the original premise but that isn't the case anymore and they're owned by Facebook.
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 4:47 pm
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40487 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:51 pm to
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ETA: I agree that was the original premise but that isn't the case anymore and they're owned by Facebook.



but it's nothing like Facebook
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
10727 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:56 pm to
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Or, you know, just turn notifications off.


But then we wouldn't have a story, now would we.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:59 pm to
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but it's nothing like Facebook



lolz.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20609 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:19 pm to
I know my struggle is real....
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68390 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:28 pm to
Imagine the data charges
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138902 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:32 pm to
Some a-hole on my flight last week turned his phone on when we landed and had notification rings for 2 mins straight. He never once silenced his phone. People like that piss me off just as much as the "I'm an important businessman so I'm going to talk super loud on my phone in the terminal so everyone can hear my important business plans" guy.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59312 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:38 pm to
This thread is full of the "I'm too cool for social media" crowd.
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