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This is what 8 million Instagram followers does to your smartphone notifications
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:25 pm
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I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to have hundreds of thousands of millions of followers on Instagram, and how it would feel to receive notifications from all of them. Researchers say we’re addicted to those love pings because they basically give us a straight shot of dopamine. But what if you had, literally, thousands of notifications rolling in after every post? Would you OD?
Demy de Zeeuw, who runs soccer-focused Instagram account @433, answered that exact question with a Facebook video posted a couple days ago. Go ahead, live the nightmare.
Miraculously, his phone didn’t explode or even lock up. Now, just imagine Kim Kardashian’s notifications. She has 57.5 million followers.
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:26 pm to iPadThai
I'd have those set to silent?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:27 pm to iPadThai
quote:no
Now, just imagine Kim Kardashian’s notifications
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to SEClint
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I'd have those set to silent?
This. Problem solved.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to iPadThai
Why wouldn't you turn the notifications off in that situation?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to iPadThai
Or, you know, just turn notifications off.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to iPadThai
That's exactly why I chose not to have millions of Instagram followers.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:32 pm to iPadThai
I don't mean this to sound funny or anything, but what is the point of Instagram? Is it like a mix of facebook and twitter?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:36 pm to iPadThai
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Researchers say we’re addicted to those love pings because they basically give us a straight shot of dopamine.
I fricking hate notifications on my phone. I limit the shite out of mine.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:40 pm to BullredsRus
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I don't mean this to sound funny or anything, but what is the point of Instagram?
share pictures and short videos with your friends without all the drama of Facebook
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:46 pm to PapaPogey
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without all the drama of Facebook
That's fricking rich.
ETA: I agree that was the original premise but that isn't the case anymore and they're owned by Facebook.
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:51 pm to slackster
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ETA: I agree that was the original premise but that isn't the case anymore and they're owned by Facebook.
but it's nothing like Facebook
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:56 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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Or, you know, just turn notifications off.
But then we wouldn't have a story, now would we.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:59 pm to PapaPogey
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but it's nothing like Facebook
lolz.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:19 pm to CptBengal
I know my struggle is real....
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:32 pm to iPadThai
Some a-hole on my flight last week turned his phone on when we landed and had notification rings for 2 mins straight. He never once silenced his phone. People like that piss me off just as much as the "I'm an important businessman so I'm going to talk super loud on my phone in the terminal so everyone can hear my important business plans" guy.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:38 pm to iPadThai
This thread is full of the "I'm too cool for social media" crowd.
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