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Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:36 pm
Is going to be a father. I came home from work today and my wife comes to me and says hey, I want to show you something. She then pulls out this small little piece of plastic with two lines on it.
I said what does this mean, she says with a smile I'm Pregnate. I immediately drop to my knees and hug her waiste and almost start to cry. I was in total shock.
I said what does this mean, she says with a smile I'm Pregnate. I immediately drop to my knees and hug her waiste and almost start to cry. I was in total shock.
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Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:37 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Great early Christmas present! 
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:37 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Lol
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:38 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Congrats on getting your wife pregnate!
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:38 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
I. Am. Pregnate.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:39 pm to Captain Crown
Thanks captain. We are going to tell everyone on Christmas day some how with opening presents.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:40 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
like dis if you cry....evertim
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:40 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
quote:
I said what does this mean, she says with a smile I'm Pregnate.
All she did was introduce herself (I won't ask why a wife wouldn't need to introduce herself to her husband...maybe one of those amnesia situations?) and you immediately fell to your knees?
And what kind of person names their daughter Pregnate?
English, motherfricker. Learn it. And for God's sake, teach your kid too. Congrats.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:40 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
man, that is awesome.... 
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:41 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Congrats on your new once every 4-8 weeks sex life starting next August.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:41 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Congrats. No one on the OT is the real father regardless of the jokes.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:42 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Rad on getting your wife pregnant.
Must be nice to know your junk still works to imPREGNATE a woman.
Must be nice to know your junk still works to imPREGNATE a woman.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:45 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Double down. Start trying for twins.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:46 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
It ain't mine bro I had a vasectomy like 8 years ago
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:48 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
If boy, congrats.. If girl, prayers sent.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:48 pm to Btrtigerfan
I'm about to double down in a bit.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:49 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Impregnated
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:50 pm to Dandy Lion
"What do you say we close that door...we'll get the prom queen IMPREGNATED!"
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:51 pm to Jake88
quote:
Congrats on your new once every 4-8 weeks sex life starting next August
I wish.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:51 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
quote:
does this mean, she says with a smile I'm Pregnate. I immediately drop to my knees and hug her waiste and almost start to cry. I was in total shock.
Might want to invest in spelling lessons for the child
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