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re: Things you shouldn't do in church
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:43 pm to 777Tiger
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:43 pm to 777Tiger
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there was a girl in my hs, pastor's daughter, and not hard on the eyes, very sweet girl, but she was the village bicycle, an absolute nympho, no drugs, no booze, just sex, and lots of it, at church every time the doors were open, sang in the choir, etc., etc., one night she did 17 guys on our football team
Pastor's kids are either the best or the worst, very rarely are they neutral.
But this
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one night she did 17 guys on our football team
Seems unlikely. I don't know if that many teen guys would want to stick it into a reused hole.
Then again, teen boys are willing to stick it pretty much anywhere to get some. Look at how many of them admit to "experimenting" with other boys to gat their rocks off.
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:49 pm to VaBamaMan
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Back of the church van
Those church vans/mini busses/busses on trips to the beach and trips to Gatlinburg or Boone, NC could be quite umm... nice places if you were leaving after sunday night church and driving all night in the dark.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:49 pm to VaBamaMan
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Seems unlikely.
sad but true, she kind of flew under the radar because everyone assumed, preacher's daughter, etc., until the word got out, she really ended the senior year with a bang so to speak, and this was before the age of STDs for life too, never knew what eventually became of her
btw, the night of the 17, the caboose was this criminal/animal type defensive lineman that fell in love with her, she was probably pissed because he shut it down for her and everyone else because he would literally try to kill anyone that looked at her or would try to talk to her
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:54 pm to VaBamaMan
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one night she did 17 guys on our football team
Seems unlikely. I don't know if that many teen guys would want to stick it into a reused hole.
not all that unlikely. I know a fat whore who did 18 guys for her 18th b-day.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:58 pm to mpar98
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quote:Baton Rouge man admits trying to take video under women's skirts at church, police say
Why in the world would anyone do this in this day and age. Even if he has zero game there is the internet and all sorts of other resources the guy could have turned to.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:59 pm to Methuselah
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there is the internet
but how would he know if they are Christian or not? c'mon man!
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:02 pm to SSpaniel
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could be quite umm... nice places if you were leaving after sunday night church and driving all night in the dark.
Seriously, and what happened in the van stayed in the van.
Though I did have to tattle on a couple one time. The youth had an overnight trip and 2 guys who were around 23/24 yrs old went along as chaperones. When they offered, apparently none of the adult's gaydars worked. Or those that did, didnt care. Regardless, no seemed to realize these 2 guys had been a couple for almost a year.
Well, the trip back was at night and everyone was tired. Using that as an excuse, these 2 grab a blanket and proceed to very obviously cuddle and occasionally grope each other in front of a bunch of teenagers. They weren't even in the back row, but in the second one back. So in full view of everyone.
So I kinda had to tell my dad about that 1. They were 7-10 years older than the teens, and were heavily petting one another in front of them. It was not appropriate for chaperones in any way.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:07 pm to Pepe Lepew
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Last time I visited a large church, most young moms and daughters had dresses on that was so tight, left nothing to the imagination....
Reminds me of when I was about to make my confirmation at St. Mark in Chalmette...
Sister Pier Carla comes in during the confirmation rehearsal; she sees what the girls are wearing (nothing bad really, just normal stuff you'd expect female teenagers to be wearing in the early 00s) and flips out in her hard Italian accent with the most accusatory tone. You must wear stocking! You want to be like prostitute? In French Quarter?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:11 pm to LSU316
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Be an a-hole by sitting at the end of the pew and making 90 yr old people with walker climb over you instead of pushing down....I've seen this in every Catholic church I've ever been in.
There is one particular church in our area where this is carried to a high art. At a particular point each pre-mass there will be like 2-3 people on the very outside of both sides of each pew with the middle of each pew empty.
Of course since I don't like to rock the boat, I do it as well but at least I'll scoot over when someone comes to sit instead of making them cross over me.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:16 pm to ShoeBang
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ShoeBang
Can I call you "brother"? Do you need to be "saved"?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:21 pm to Methuselah
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at least I'll scoot over when someone comes to sit instead of making them cross over me
Ultimate pimp move is to get out of the pew, let them sit in the middle and get your seat back. Everyone wins with no crotch or arse in their face.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:21 pm to ShoeBang
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no crotch or arse in their face.
but thats the best part
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:22 pm to Broski
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Can I call you "brother"? Do you need to be "saved"?
Nah I'm good. I know I'm going to hell already. I'm Catholic.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:42 pm to ShoeBang
I can't believe this many people actually go to church here on the OT. Normally a church thread is a shite show.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:45 pm to Martini
weddings, funerals and the occasional christening ...otherwise i'm out.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:46 pm to Martini
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I can't believe this many people actually go to church here on the OT. Normally a church thread is a shite show.
Just because I am destined for eternal fire doesn't mean my kids and wife have to be. I go to please my wife and show my kids some spirituality in case they want to continue it when they are older.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:47 pm to musick
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Witness video shows Williamson positioning a briefcase
Damn...he also had a case full of briefs also?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 4:11 pm to VaBamaMan
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Sure, I'm a red blooded male and enjoy seeing the skin of attractive women, but at church it makes it hard
Tell me about it!
Posted on 6/19/17 at 4:17 pm to Methuselah
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Why in the world would anyone do this in this day and age. Even if he has zero game there is the internet and all sorts of other resources the guy could have turned to.
How do you think all those upskirt vids get online? Someone has to film them
Posted on 6/19/17 at 4:44 pm to mpar98
Give 10% of your total income.
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