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re: Things you do to intentionally annoy/aggravate your SO?
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:03 am to Epic Cajun
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:03 am to Epic Cajun
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ETA: I also change lyrics to songs to make them perverted or dumb, she gets pissed at that too, although I'm usually pretty decent at making the made up song flow with the real song
I do this to, my wife hates when I change a song, such as Hope you get lonely tonight, to Hope you get horny tonight.
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:06 am to Green Chili Tiger
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I don't call her a gump, but when I "help" with the laundry and screw it up and she asks me why I did it I answer "BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO DRILL SERGEANT!?"
When she asks my opinion on which shoes she should wear, I'll point to one and "Them's yo maygic shoes"
She tried to act disgusted but ended up laughing the last time. After we got done in bed, I walked over to my son's room who was in his crib, picked him up and said, "Yo mama sho does care bout yo schoolin', boy."
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:07 am to Rouge
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Posted by Rouge
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Sing the same lines from current pop music songs over and over as I'm walking around the house.
i'm all about that base
bout that base
no touble
I'm all about that cake
Bout that cake
No workout
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:08 am to GRTiger
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After we got done in bed, I walked over to my son's room who was in his crib, picked him up and said, "Yo mama sho does care bout yo schoolin', boy."
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:11 am to LouisianaLady
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Like what?
going to the in-laws or a friend for dinner or something is a prime example.
going to her sister's for some scrapbook weekend bullshite.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:14 am to boom roasted
That's one of my favorites I have in my arsenal.Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:37 am to Cogsworth
Tune her out. I can't help it because she can literally talk for 15 minutes and its like random strings of thought with no common purpose, theme or reason. It's like mixing ADD and Alzheimer's.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:41 am to cleeveclever
All kinds of shite. She especially loves it when I tell her: "Your daddy must have been a meat burgler because he stuffed two fine hams down the back of your pants."
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:44 am to Rouge
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lie about time to be ready
throw water on her while im waiting on her to get in the shower
Tell my dog to lick her face
Randomly yell and scare her
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:57 am to cleeveclever
you know the old knee tickle? "how horses eat hay"?...i do that in the car...almost everyday...she hates it...
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:16 am to cleeveclever
I constantly talk about buying things I have no intention of buying. Drives her insane, because I'm so irresponsible with money and have a crapload on credit cards. But I have my limits. Lately I'm alternating between needing a new house and a new car (for her). Plan on buying her a car in a year or so, and have no intentions of buying a bigger house. But I talk about it constantly and it scares the crap out of her.
On the bright side, I have a wife who hates to spend money. That's hard to find.
On the bright side, I have a wife who hates to spend money. That's hard to find.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:18 am to cleeveclever
I aggrivate the dogs, it's a win win for me. I get to piss them off, while pissing my wife off that the same time
I do the same thing to my son. I mess with him, piss him off, and in turn he screams and pisses my wife off.
It's great.
I do the same thing to my son. I mess with him, piss him off, and in turn he screams and pisses my wife off.
It's great.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:19 am to SthGADawg
My wife HATES it when I grab her knee to tickle her. She threatens to throat punch the shite out of me every time.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:20 am to Salmon
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walk up behind her and start humping her
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:21 am to CaptainPanic
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Randomly shove a finger up her bum when she is bending over blow drying her hair
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:27 am to MyNameIsNobody
I love to say crude things to annoy her. Stuff like announcing "I'm going to swing the brown hammer" or "I'm going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl" when I'm headed to the bathroom. She also hates the words "sammich", "tinkle" and "pee-pee", so I use them at every opportunity.
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