Things you did as a kid that drove your parents crazy?

Cocaine

Apparently I kept leaving the door open thinking we were supposed to air condition the neighborhood.

If I spillled my milk once at the dinner table, I did it 1000 times.

One of my favorites!

Also, I played "All You Need Is Love" over and over. The end of the song made them crazy.

Always giving my younger brother a fork or knife to stick into the electrical outlet

Being loud.

One thing that made my parents crazy enough to beat me was asking if someone could come over to sleep, in front of that person. I did it like twice and remembered the 2nd time why I never did it again until that time,

I was not my older siblings

Slammed my bedroom door when I was angry.

Once, my mother told me I had to open and shut the door quietly 100 times or be grounded for the weekend.

So I obeyed her, but when I got to 100, I slammed that dang door. My mom was a PITA. I miss her dearly.

Even though I am British, my mother- noted star of stage in screen- was from the Birmingham area. On visits to see my gandparents. We were introduced to American wrestling around the early 1990's

it would drive my parents crazy when we would turn the great room into a wrasslin' stage and jump off the furniture on to each other or put each other into the figure 4 leglock or the sleeper hold.

Lived next door to a WWI gassing victim.

I’d put chlorine tablets into his empty potted plant pots and fill them with water and put them in his carport.

Breathe deep, the gathering gloom.

Not really, but it makes a cool story.