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re: Thieves stealing delivery packages from the front door
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:44 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:44 pm to fr33manator
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That’s why I leave a decoy box full of spiders and anthrax on my doorstep
Step it up a few notches and go full Unibomber on the package thieves.
A few explosions taking off limbs and killing a few thieves oughta slow the amateurs down anyway.
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:46 pm to lsu xman
I’ve never had anyone steal a package but I busted a mail lady not delivering packages. I went through several layers of postal workers investigating themselves and telling me I was out of luck before asking the postmaster to come by and watch the videos of nothing being delivered. Several days later, which was about 10-12 days after they were supposed to be delivered, the packages showed up and I never saw the Predator(that’s who she looked like) again.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:49 pm to lsu xman
Ha! Jokes on them. Enjoy the anthrax bitches!
Disclaimer: don't worry FBI and all the other feds, that was just a joke. I was just joking. It was just me messing around. I, 1000.783% do not have anything harmful, especially nothing like anthrax.
Disclaimer: don't worry FBI and all the other feds, that was just a joke. I was just joking. It was just me messing around. I, 1000.783% do not have anything harmful, especially nothing like anthrax.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:00 pm to JohnnyRebel
I have two retired Vietnam Vets living on each side of me. They call me at work if any activity in the neighborhood doesn't seem right. I think sometimes they hoping something would pop off. I pity anyone that tries stealing from our neighborhood. These old men are locked and loaded
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:00 pm to saint tiger225
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I, 1000.783% do not have anything harmful, especially nothing like anthrax.
Got a shovel?
The strain used in the post 9/11 attacks originates not all that far away. It was found in an old cattle drive burial in NE Texas. The Ames Research Lab in Iowa then refined it a bit more to make it even easier aerosolized, but the natural strain would be effective enough for unsuspecting package thieves.
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:12 pm to ell_13
Someone of you all in this thread need to set up an exploding Amazon box of poop in your neighborhood and video tape it like those YouTube videos. 
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 1:27 am to lsu xman
Someone stole my cameras and dog. Left the damn wife though.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 2:23 am to lsu xman
Got mine stolen a little more than a week ago. Amazon takes a picture now of your delivered box, but by the time I got home from work it was gone.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 3:48 am to starsandstripes
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What's worse is the idiots at the VA will just mail you your medications if they feel like it. Even controlled substances.
Those always go in a mail box. Someone that steals from a mail box is looking at Fed charges if they get caught.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:03 am to fishfighter
I live in Mandeville, so this never happens.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:07 am to lsu xman
Is it a federal offense if on porch? I know it is with mailbox.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:10 am to BowDownToLSU
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I think sometimes they hoping something would pop off.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:34 am to JohnnyRebel
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my next door neighbor has like 8 cameras
What are 8 cameras like?
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it happen like at 2 a.m.
Is 2 a.m. like other times of the day?
Fascinating.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:46 am to BowDownToLSU
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I have two retired Vietnam Vets living on each side of me. They call me at work if any activity in the neighborhood doesn't seem right. I think sometimes they hoping something would pop off
This is my dad to a T.
I swear he just hopes he gets to shot some unsuspecting thief in the face. I keep telling him the shooting range is almost as therapeutic and has a lot less paperwork involved.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 4:53 am to lsu xman
I just keep ordering encyclopedias, self help, and parenting books.
Hopefully I can get through to just one of them.
Hopefully I can get through to just one of them.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:37 am to Rebel
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how do you know it's "thieves" that are stealing the packages?
We’ve got to get Miss to annex Memphis. It’s the big brother Jackson deserves.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:44 am to baseballmind1212
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This is my dad to a T.
I swear he just hopes he gets to shot some unsuspecting thief in the face. I keep telling him the shooting range is almost as therapeutic and has a lot less paperwork involved.
Not much paperwork other than cash or the credit card statement with a wood chipper and one of them pot bellied pigs. Just sayin /putsinanewchewandadjustsbaseballcap
Posted on 11/30/17 at 7:37 am to Sparkplug#1
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I live in Mandeville, so this never happens.
Yes it does..in fact I know a guy that was caught stealing packages. Sad..the guy is nuts and has been a thief all his life.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 7:39 am to lsu xman
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Doubt the popo will do anything about it.
What are they supposed to do exactly?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 7:41 am to lsu xman
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I dont know how many times they(ups/usps/fed-ex) have dropped off a package without even ringing the door bell.
I spent damn near all last Saturday at home making sure I didn't have my 500 dollar graphics card sitting in front of my door.
Low and behold the dude knocks once and runs off. Like WTF???? Not even gonna have me sign off on it??????
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