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Thibodeaux "attorney" arrested for attempting to smuggle contraband into jail

Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:00 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:00 pm
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At around 9:15 p.m. on Friday, March 4, Edward Schertler arrived at the Lafourche Parish Detention Center in Thibodaux identifying himself as an attorney and asking to meet with a client. Schertler was carrying a briefcase, and officers asked to inspect the inside of the case for contraband. As Schertler opened the case, officers noticed a plastic bag containing four cell phones, charging devices, and tobacco products. The items were seized as contraband, and Schertler was ordered off the premises.

Through investigation, detectives learned Schertler was currently ineligible to practice law in the State of Louisiana, per the Louisiana Attorney Disciplinary Board. Following the investigation, a warrant was obtained for Schertler’s arrest for Taking Contraband to a Penal Institution. On Wednesday, March 9, detectives made contact with Schertler at his residence and placed him under arrest. Detectives then executed a search warrant at the residence and discovered 15 firearms, including a .50 caliber rifle with an obliterated serial number, as well as suspected marijuana, Suboxone, and drug paraphernalia. Detectives also discovered an outboard motor which had been reported stolen two months prior in Galliano. Detectives also discovered a woman at the residence, Dwan Demere, was found to have suspected Alprazolam and drug paraphernalia in her possession, and she was also taken into custody. Both Shertler and Demere were then transported to the Lafourche Parish Detention Center in Thibodaux.


This guy seems real smart. He should have shoved the phones up his arse.
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:01 pm to
Needs to learn the art of Keistering
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:01 pm to
Genius indeed
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:03 pm to
He was a good baw. Never did nothin.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:03 pm to
Pain pills work wonders for people
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:04 pm to
Dafuq is wrong with people?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:04 pm to
Where were these lawyers when I was in jail?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:05 pm to
Looks a little like a cajun Kevin Spacey.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:05 pm to
If you're gonna grind the numbers off a gun, might as well be a .50
Posted by JL
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:06 pm to
Gotta learn to keister
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:06 pm to
I thought this was going to be a Thibodeaux/Boudreaux joke...
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:08 pm to
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Detectives also discovered an outboard motor which had been reported stolen two months prior in Galliano.


You know a criminal from down the bayou is gonna have some stolen outdoor equipment around the house somewhere
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:08 pm to
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Dwan


Stop looking at me, Dwan!

This post was edited on 3/10/16 at 1:10 pm
Posted by Tony The Tiger
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:09 pm to
Need to see pics of her arse.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:10 pm to
In your professional opinion, is he going to federal pound me in the arse prison?
Posted by UserName69
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:10 pm to
Thibodaux
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:18 pm to
He should go.

These scumbags always manage to stay out of prison.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:18 pm to
Is his nickname Chumlee?
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