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Thibodeaux "attorney" arrested for attempting to smuggle contraband into jail
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:00 pm
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This guy seems real smart. He should have shoved the phones up his arse.
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At around 9:15 p.m. on Friday, March 4, Edward Schertler arrived at the Lafourche Parish Detention Center in Thibodaux identifying himself as an attorney and asking to meet with a client. Schertler was carrying a briefcase, and officers asked to inspect the inside of the case for contraband. As Schertler opened the case, officers noticed a plastic bag containing four cell phones, charging devices, and tobacco products. The items were seized as contraband, and Schertler was ordered off the premises.
Through investigation, detectives learned Schertler was currently ineligible to practice law in the State of Louisiana, per the Louisiana Attorney Disciplinary Board. Following the investigation, a warrant was obtained for Schertler’s arrest for Taking Contraband to a Penal Institution. On Wednesday, March 9, detectives made contact with Schertler at his residence and placed him under arrest. Detectives then executed a search warrant at the residence and discovered 15 firearms, including a .50 caliber rifle with an obliterated serial number, as well as suspected marijuana, Suboxone, and drug paraphernalia. Detectives also discovered an outboard motor which had been reported stolen two months prior in Galliano. Detectives also discovered a woman at the residence, Dwan Demere, was found to have suspected Alprazolam and drug paraphernalia in her possession, and she was also taken into custody. Both Shertler and Demere were then transported to the Lafourche Parish Detention Center in Thibodaux.
This guy seems real smart. He should have shoved the phones up his arse.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:01 pm to arseinclarse
Needs to learn the art of Keistering
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:03 pm to The Mick
He was a good baw. Never did nothin.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:03 pm to arseinclarse
Pain pills work wonders for people
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:04 pm to arseinclarse
Dafuq is wrong with people? 
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:04 pm to SabiDojo
Where were these lawyers when I was in jail?
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:05 pm to arseinclarse
Looks a little like a cajun Kevin Spacey.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:05 pm to SabiDojo
If you're gonna grind the numbers off a gun, might as well be a .50
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:06 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Gotta learn to keister
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:06 pm to arseinclarse
I thought this was going to be a Thibodeaux/Boudreaux joke...
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:08 pm to arseinclarse
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Detectives also discovered an outboard motor which had been reported stolen two months prior in Galliano.
You know a criminal from down the bayou is gonna have some stolen outdoor equipment around the house somewhere
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:08 pm to arseinclarse
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Dwan
Stop looking at me, Dwan!

This post was edited on 3/10/16 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:09 pm to arseinclarse
Need to see pics of her arse.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:10 pm to arseinclarse
In your professional opinion, is he going to federal pound me in the arse prison?
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:18 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
He should go.
These scumbags always manage to stay out of prison.
These scumbags always manage to stay out of prison.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:18 pm to arseinclarse
Is his nickname Chumlee?
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