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re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey

Posted on 7/10/25 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 5:58 pm to
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Or just don’t get drunk by yourself in the middle of week like an alcoholic


You must lead the most boring and sterile life on anyone on the planet
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59942 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 5:59 pm to
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Or just don’t get drunk by yourself in the middle of week like an alcoholic


I'm not by myself. I'm with your mom, naked. Staring at her butt-hole.

I guess you could say I am smoking pork-butt too.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59942 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:00 pm to
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Sounds great bro, only thing different for me would be beer in place of the whiskey only because I don't drink hard liqueur anymore, add a Colorado gummy to the mix! Enjoy, cheers!


A man of culture
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
35709 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:03 pm to
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You must lead the most boring and sterile life on anyone on the planet


Because I don’t drink alone?

Nothing sounds like a more adventure fueled life like getting drunk by yourself and being perpetually pissed off by the next hannity fear porn segment
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:04 pm to
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Because I don’t drink alone?


No. Just your general demeanor and personality in here
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27278 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:06 pm to
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You ever smoked a brisket... ON WEED?
You ever seen the back of the $20 bill?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59942 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:06 pm to
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pissed off by the next hannity fear porn segment


What are you? 70? No one listens to Granpa Munster anymore.
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2223 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:06 pm to
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Nothing like fumbling a full prime packer after the liqour takes the wheel.


Or trying to trim one. I cut myself so deep I should have gotten stitches.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
35709 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:08 pm to
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Just your general demeanor and personality in here


I’ll start trying to act like all the middle aged dudes who are 60 lbs overweight and on wife number 3 so I can fit around here
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10635 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:09 pm to
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Smoking is for guys who don’t know how to use the pit




Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49478 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:10 pm to
There are some dudes who have found 3 wives and you can’t even find 1

Damn
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59942 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:10 pm to
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I’ll start trying to act like all the middle aged dudes who are 60 lbs overweight and on wife number 3 so I can fit around here


You keep hitting the coconut tree and a Leopard’s gonna fall out
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10635 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:10 pm to
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It’s a hundred degrees outside



Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10635 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:14 pm to
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I'm not by myself. I'm with your mom, naked. Staring at her butt-hole.

I guess you could say I am smoking pork-butt too.






Deserves being quoted
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:14 pm to
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I’ll start trying to act like all the middle aged dudes who are 60 lbs overweight and on wife number 3 so I can fit around here


There it is
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
89982 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:19 pm to
You're smoking, I'd go with beer. You'll be passed slick out by the time the foods done if you stay on whiskey.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59942 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:21 pm to
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You're smoking, I'd go with beer. You'll be passed slick out by the time the foods done if you stay on whiskey.


At that point, i’ll tuck my balls in between by legs, tape them up really tight, and transfer the meat over to my pellet smoker
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:23 pm to
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i’ll tuck my balls in between by legs, tape them up really tight,


Stop, you’re gonna make Mingo wet
This post was edited on 7/10/25 at 6:24 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59942 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:24 pm to
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
5858 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:25 pm to
Could not agree more. Tonight the brisket is getting brought to me though. Has to be a weekend event for me with work.
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