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Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:26 am to Pecker

This is now the most random thing I have ever jerked it to.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:26 am to Lsuhack1
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Their are different levels of accidents. For the first kid we tried for years, the second one we were not actively trying but we’re going to start in about 6 months. So yeah it was an accident.
How on earth is this an accident? Because you didn't consciously say aloud, "TODAY.. THIS SEMEN WILL CREATE A BABY" before you came in her?
If you stick your penis inside of someone and ejaculate.. it isn't an accident. Unplanned? Ok. But not accident.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:27 am to poochie
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So you’re saying that the only goal and reason for sex is procreation?
People do have sex because it feels good.
If you don’t want a kid, wear a condom, have the girl take the pill, and pull out.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:27 am to Pecker
It's not. If you don't want to get pregnant, you don't have to get pregnant.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:27 am to LouisianaLady
What’s the difference between unplanned and accident?
Two cars got in a unplanned?
Two cars got in a unplanned?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:27 am to Pecker
I hate the saying "We weren't preventing it" in response to "Oh, I didn't know you were trying."
If you weren't actively preventing it, you were trying.
If you weren't actively preventing it, you were trying.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:28 am to poochie
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It’s like if you’re playing ball in the back yard and hit the ball against the house. You might accidently hit the window. It’s a possibility but you didn’t intend to do it, you were just playing ball because it’s fun.
Yeah, except replacing a window doesn't matter. Adding a human life to the world does. There are consequences for having sex, and they're greater than most.
That being said, I'm married and still pull out because I ain't trying to have a damn kid right now.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:28 am to LSUcajun77
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Condoms break, weak pull out game, would be considered accidents.
Sucking at sex doesn’t mean accident.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:28 am to Pecker
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1. You are taking measures to prevent pregnancy (also known as birth control)
2. You are not taking measures to prevent pregnancy (also known as ...not...birth...control)
3. You are too stupid to continuously take measures to prevent pregnancy (i.e. forget to take birth control)
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:28 am to Pecker
This is actually one of the biggest arguments/reasons against abortion. The result of sex is the production of a child. If you don't want children, then use protection. If you don't use birth control and you're not prepared to deal with the possibility of having a child, you shouldn't have sex because you're just too stupid and society doesn't need your genes to move into the next generation.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:28 am to Pecker
Pecker did I trigger you with the pull-out post? 

Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:28 am to Lsuhack1
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the second one we were not actively trying but we’re going to start in about 6 months. So yeah it was an accident.
I don't think you know what this means.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:29 am to Pecker
A lot of tequila; we decided to put it in a safe hole; accidentally got the wrong hole. Yes, it was an accident.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:29 am to Pecker
Doctor said less than 1% chance.... as effective as bc
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 11:30 am
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:29 am to Pecker
It's like I tell my kids...there are 4,000,000,000 people on this earth. Guess how pretty much every one of them got here.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:30 am to TH03
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Sucking at sex doesn’t mean accident.
First how does a condom breaking mean you suck at sex?
Also I’m 38 and still don’t have an accidental kid, my pull out game is strong. Or I’m shooting blanks but it’s whatever

Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:30 am to blueridgeTiger
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we decided to put it in a safe hole; accidentally got the wrong hole. Yes, it was an accident.
She was not conscious if she didn't realize you put it in the wrong hole.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:31 am to BoogaBear
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I hate the saying "We weren't preventing it" in response to "Oh, I didn't know you were trying."
If you weren't actively preventing it, you were trying.
Could mean “we’re not preventing it right now, but we aren’t tracking the wife’s ovulation and stuff so we time it best or anything.”
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:31 am to HoustonChick86
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I hate to say it but I pretty much agree with you. If you are having sex, you should know that there is a chance of pregnancy. Birth control fails all the time, and it isn't always user error.
Maybe we should do a better job of sex education, then. Because it doesn't seem like a lot of people understand this. Maybe if we as a society stop shaming and scaring our kids about sex and educate them on the potential, albeit largely avoidable, consequences we could make some progress.
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