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There's No Such Thing As An Accidental Pregnancy
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:19 am
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:19 am
Why do people continue to pretend that this is a thing? I understand if you've been trying to have children and can't. Then maybe you're surprised if you get pregnant. But you're still trying to get pregnant.
If you're sexually active, one of two things is taking place in your life:
1. You are taking measures to prevent pregnancy (also known as birth control)
2. You are not taking measures to prevent pregnancy (also known as ...not...birth...control)
"OMG we were just hanging out one day and I realized I was pregnant!! We weren't even trying. Isn't that cray!?!"
No, it's actually not cray. Here's a diagram to illustrate why:
If that squiggly line ends up in the open box, then the arrow and the box are actively trying to produce more arrows (or boxes if they're unlucky).
That's how this works.
If you tell me your pregnancy was an accident, what you're really telling me is that you're weakening the gene pool by passing along your stupidity.
If you're sexually active, one of two things is taking place in your life:
1. You are taking measures to prevent pregnancy (also known as birth control)
2. You are not taking measures to prevent pregnancy (also known as ...not...birth...control)
"OMG we were just hanging out one day and I realized I was pregnant!! We weren't even trying. Isn't that cray!?!"
No, it's actually not cray. Here's a diagram to illustrate why:
If that squiggly line ends up in the open box, then the arrow and the box are actively trying to produce more arrows (or boxes if they're unlucky).
That's how this works.
If you tell me your pregnancy was an accident, what you're really telling me is that you're weakening the gene pool by passing along your stupidity.
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:20 am to Pecker
K.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 11:23 am
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:21 am to Pecker
My wife accidentally got pregnant. We hadn’t had sex in years then all the sudden she was pregnant! Must’ve happened in Florida because the baby came out with a real dark tan. Funny how life is!
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:21 am to Pecker
Except birth control can fail 
So I’m just retired now
So I’m just retired now
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 11:22 am
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:21 am to Pecker
OP basically saying he was an accidental pregnancy
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:21 am to Pecker
Your wife finally talked to you huh?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:21 am to Pecker
Not sure why this is getting downvoted lol... it's 100% accurate.
Don't want kids? You can prevent it. That's just the bottom line.
Don't want kids? You can prevent it. That's just the bottom line.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:22 am to Pecker
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:22 am to Pecker
Their are different levels of accidents. For the first kid we tried for years, the second one we were not actively trying but we’re going to start in about 6 months. So yeah it was an accident.
Btw the doctor said a less than 1% chance of ever having another kid.
Btw the doctor said a less than 1% chance of ever having another kid.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 11:26 am
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:22 am to Pecker
One of your worst rant-like-chick attempts.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:22 am to Pecker
My wife tripped and fell onto the turkey baster I had just finished nutting into and when she hit the floor it squeezed the plunger and then she got pregnant.
Accidental pregnancy.
frick you Pecker.
Accidental pregnancy.
frick you Pecker.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 11:24 am
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:23 am to Pecker
I hate to say it but I pretty much agree with you. If you are having sex, you should know that there is a chance of pregnancy. Birth control fails all the time, and it isn't always user error.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:23 am to Pecker
The pregnancy wasn't accidental. Me pushing her down the stairs was.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:23 am to Lsuhack1
quote:
he second one we were not actively trying but we’re going to start in about 6 months. So yeah it was an accident
If you came in your wife without any birth control, it wasn’t an accident.
Hell, even the pill isn’t 100%.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 11:25 am
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:23 am to Pecker
I accidentally locked up doggy style with my first wife walking naked thru a dark house, so yes, it happens.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:23 am to Pecker
I was laughing about this the other day at the bar.
Dude pretty much said exactly the same thing
Even with this, you shouldnt be blowing your load in girls, especially randoms.
These idiots should just get an abortion. Why have a baby with your recent frick buddy and give the kid some shite life where the parents pawn off the kid on each other so they can continue being non parents?
Dude pretty much said exactly the same thing
quote:
1. You are taking measures to prevent pregnancy (also known as birth control)
Even with this, you shouldnt be blowing your load in girls, especially randoms.
These idiots should just get an abortion. Why have a baby with your recent frick buddy and give the kid some shite life where the parents pawn off the kid on each other so they can continue being non parents?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:23 am to Pecker
So you’re saying that the only goal and reason for sex is procreation?
People do have sex because it feels good.
It’s like if you’re playing ball in the back yard and hit the ball against the house. You might accidently hit the window. It’s a possibility but you didn’t intend to do it, you were just playing ball because it’s fun.
People do have sex because it feels good.
It’s like if you’re playing ball in the back yard and hit the ball against the house. You might accidently hit the window. It’s a possibility but you didn’t intend to do it, you were just playing ball because it’s fun.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:24 am to Pecker
they are saying it was an accident because they werent trying.
They know that the act of not pulling out was not an accident.
They know that the act of not pulling out was not an accident.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:24 am to Pecker
yup, there is no celltech junior because I have taken measures to prevent it. I've gotten lucky a few times when I slipped up and let one soak. Lucky to have 40 bucks to spend on plan B.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 11:25 am
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:25 am to Pecker
7 downvotes equals 7 dicks that couldnt stay in pants
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