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re: There's an all-out brawl/riot at your local gym. What are you reaching for as your weapon?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:59 pm to LSUTigerDDS
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:59 pm to LSUTigerDDS
Get naked and use a wet towel as a whip.
Not only will the rest of the meatheads Avert their eyes at saggy old man balls, they'll be left defenseless to my whip cracks.
Not only will the rest of the meatheads Avert their eyes at saggy old man balls, they'll be left defenseless to my whip cracks.
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Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:59 pm to Paul Allen
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What are you reaching for as your weapon?
Fat fricking Lenny
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:00 pm to Odinson
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Go in the squat rack. Trashy baws will never come near.
Don't disturb me when I'm curling, bro.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:00 pm to Paul Allen
The PVC pipe used for stretching.
I was a master at using a bo for martial arts
I was a master at using a bo for martial arts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:03 pm to Paul Allen
I'd tell that old guy hanging around naked in the locker room to walk five steps ahead, and people would be jumping out of the way.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:08 pm to Paul Allen
Roll a bottle of muscle milk into the pile and slip out the door while everybody is fighting for it.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:10 pm to DingLeeBerry
Just some 5lb metal plates.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:21 pm to Paul Allen
2.5lb disc. You could throw them or punch with them
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:25 pm to Paul Allen
I'm using the invisibility cloak
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:25 pm to Paul Allen
The smaller barbell. Dual wield.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:26 pm to Paul Allen
Fire extinguisher. Use as a weapon and then smoke the place out and get away safely.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:26 pm to Paul Allen
My speedos I tan in with
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:29 pm to lsucoonass
Bro, that would just tempt me. Pics?
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:37 pm to Lawyered
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Fire extinguisher
Wow. That's a good one.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:38 pm to Paul Allen
5 pounders. Gotta be quick. Head on a swivel.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:49 pm to BoddaBoom7
What the hell is the story behind that raccoon?
Oh, and I'm going with a pair of scissors from the front desk.
Oh, and I'm going with a pair of scissors from the front desk.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:50 pm to Peazey
The raccoon out of jacket is one of most random and hilarious things I've seen here. Da'fuq?
I've been laughing for a bit.
Melee? I'm going for the rounded light-weight dumbells, double fisted and busting domes on my way out of there.
If nobody is engaging me directly and I hate all the guys fighting, I start tossing 45 lb plates into the melee, two-hand olympic style.
I've been laughing for a bit.
Melee? I'm going for the rounded light-weight dumbells, double fisted and busting domes on my way out of there.
If nobody is engaging me directly and I hate all the guys fighting, I start tossing 45 lb plates into the melee, two-hand olympic style.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:52 pm to PolyPusher86
I'm going nunchuck style with the cable rope attachment.
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