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There's a Special Place in Hell for People that Smack While Eating
Posted on 6/9/16 at 11:49 am
Posted on 6/9/16 at 11:49 am
I was just at a barbershop and this GROWN frickING MAN was eating/drinking a milkshake. Every time he took a sip he would smack his stupid fricking lips three or four times. It was all I could do to not slap the shake out of his hand.
He was also wearing a football jersey, so I doubt there was a whole lot going on in his think tank.
He was also wearing a football jersey, so I doubt there was a whole lot going on in his think tank.
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 12:11 pm
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Posted on 6/9/16 at 11:50 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Go say something, woman.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 11:52 am to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
There's a Special Place in Hell for People that Smack While Eating
Yup
Posted on 6/9/16 at 11:53 am to The Boat
Nah, I already left. Looking back at it I think the guy was a little slow.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 11:54 am to TigerFanInSouthland
So instead of having balls and saying something to him, you took the pussy route and came here to post. You clit.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 11:59 am to TigerFanInSouthland
he's just trying to make you jealous of that milkshake
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:00 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:03 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Must have been a tasty milkshake. You sound jealous.
Also:
What now?
Also:
quote:
I doubt there was a whole going on in his think tank.
What now?
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:05 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
What about slurping?
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:06 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
Looking back at it I think the guy was a little slow.
i do lawn maintenance on the side, one time was weedeating some yard and i swear one of the neighborhood kids walking by had a fricking magnet in his head that was drawing his head to my weedeater head, i think he had a death wish....in hindsight i think he might have been somewhat slow/autistic and was truly fricking amazed at my weedeater
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:10 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
It's the slurping on soup that drives me up the wall. It's so much louder and disgusting sounding than the smack IMO, makes me cringe every time I hear it.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:14 pm to Pectus
Slurping, while annoying and rude as frick isn't as terrible as smacking IMO
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:17 pm to Horsemeat
People who breathe heavily/wheeze through their nose while eating is what gets to me.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:18 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Barber shop? Did you talk in a bunch of different Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy voices?
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:21 pm to Brageous
Mike Epps is closer to it.
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:46 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
There's a Special Place in Hell for People that Smack While Eating
Yeah, it's right next to the guys who complain about it on the OT
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:47 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
I doubt you get a special place in hell for eating...just saying
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:51 pm to Snoopy04
Holy shite, is there a pill for this condition? Because, I need it.
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:16 am to Linkovich
you and me both. whatever the level of hatred that equals the capability of punching a baby deer in the face, that's how much I hate it
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:19 am to TigerFanInSouthland
That & whistle talkers
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