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re: Theo Von quotes...what you got?
Posted on 2/2/21 at 4:25 pm to SlidellCajun
Posted on 2/2/21 at 4:25 pm to SlidellCajun
quote:says the guy being wrongly observational with no sense of humor. Von’s sayinngs are poetry. For anyone who has addiction issues, he can also get pretty serious and has said some inspiring stuff regarding it.
Mmmmm
Not a big fan
Seems to be trying too hard to be observational
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Posted on 2/2/21 at 4:31 pm to TailbackU
Brad Pitt is made out of vagina and diamonds
Posted on 2/2/21 at 8:16 pm to rantfan
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Brad Pitt is made out of vagina and diamonds
When Brad Pitt speaks it sounds like a million little babies just eating cookies, all at once
Posted on 2/2/21 at 8:28 pm to TailbackU
"I'm from the South! 2nd place in the Civil War!!"
Posted on 2/2/21 at 8:36 pm to baybeefeetz
I cracked up a couple weeks ago when he said about gay people: "Homosexuals. Some people call them homeowners. I don't but some people do. But I do sometimes."
Posted on 2/2/21 at 8:46 pm to baybeefeetz
"Nothing changes, if nothing changes."
Theo seems like a legit good dude.
Theo talking about his mom
Theo seems like a legit good dude.
Theo talking about his mom
This post was edited on 2/2/21 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 2/7/21 at 12:44 am to HeLeakin
This is quite possibly the hardest I’ve laughed for a comedy clip... theo is fricking great. Wish he had more stand up material
LINK
^^ sorry for the blind link, it’s a clip from his show at The Ice House comedy club in Pasadena
LINK
^^ sorry for the blind link, it’s a clip from his show at The Ice House comedy club in Pasadena
This post was edited on 2/7/21 at 12:46 am
Posted on 2/7/21 at 12:53 am to jiffyjohnson
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"i wish i had white privilege. sign me UP. I knew dudes who have it, i know dudes who wear sweaters."
That’s not even the funniest part of that bit
“I was two tank tops in the winter”
Posted on 2/7/21 at 1:07 am to TailbackU
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This post was edited on 2/7/21 at 8:35 am
Posted on 2/7/21 at 1:28 am to TailbackU
For some reason one quote that has stuck in my head for over a year was when he was doing an ad lib ad for blue chew or some dick pill and he started going off about how messed up it was to want to frick a pile of dry leaves as compared to a pile of wet leaves. And then he started talking about fricking a pile of undershirts. He’s so random I was laughing so hard.
Posted on 2/7/21 at 7:20 am to TailbackU
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"Indiana is really a good place to maybe pull over on the side of the road and think about some of the choices you've made"
I agree with this one. I thought Terre Haute, IN was the most depressing place I’ve ever been. Then, I went to Gary, IN.
Posted on 2/7/21 at 8:50 am to biglego
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used to see him at the rec center all the time and he was friendly. One of those high energy, suspiciously friendly people.
He and I worked out pretty frequently together my freshman year before he got the road rules thing. We were always there at the same time and lifted about the same amount of weight.
I remember talking to him the next year after MTV and there were like 5-6 girls just staring at him through the weight room window. I was thinking Godamn it’s good to be you right now man.
This post was edited on 2/7/21 at 8:52 am
Posted on 2/7/21 at 9:03 am to Saintsisit
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I'm from the South! 2nd place in the Civil War!!"
"Why do you think we reenact it every year? We're still practicing!"
Posted on 5/4/21 at 8:52 am to MickeyLikesDags21
Heard another good one yesterday. “Keurig is what’s turning all these men into ballerinas”. 
This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 8:53 am
Posted on 5/4/21 at 9:24 am to rantfan
The entire brad pitt skit had my dying
Posted on 5/4/21 at 12:54 pm to TheRouxGuru
That was good. I liked the stereotypes segment.
"black people, really good at dancing or walking slow on the street. Fastest people on the planet unless there's a road." something like that.
"black people, really good at dancing or walking slow on the street. Fastest people on the planet unless there's a road." something like that.
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:04 pm to noonan
I wanted to put a bunch of these that were already typed but the one I still use to neg my friends regularly is the one he said a while ago regarding Brendan:
"You look like a mechanic at Nordstrom Rack". I don't know why it gets me but it does.
He really is one of the best at just off the cuff humor. I can listen to him go on for hours.
ETA: RIP Billy Conforto
"You look like a mechanic at Nordstrom Rack". I don't know why it gets me but it does.
He really is one of the best at just off the cuff humor. I can listen to him go on for hours.
ETA: RIP Billy Conforto
This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:17 pm to TailbackU
"White men should be allowed to play in the WNBA"
Posted on 6/10/21 at 4:51 am to Tigs27
“People that shop at outlet malls look like they’ve been involved in domestic disputes and now they are on their way to the beach.”
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