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The worst jury-rigs home inspectors have come across (PM article)

Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:13 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:13 am
Pretty good stuff. Very Cringe worthy.


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Deck accidents are commonplace, and this is why. No BBQ is worth it.



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Death Wish

This is a joke, right? Sadly it's not.




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Door Beam

We're all for recycling used building supplies, but this isn't what we had in mind.



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Instead of fixing a leak in the chimney, what we've got here is a start of a Rube Goldberg machine.




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Dastardly Deck Support

How many more objects could you stack as support for this deck? We count six!


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Duct tape is capable of many things, but for repairing a broken framing member, it is not.




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This is the worst "repair" for a leaking skylight we've ever seen. A piece of tin to divert water is held in place by a tire and rope. MacGyver would be proud, or maybe not.




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Chimneys need more than a little breathing room, and this one has none. Homeowners are lucky the house hasn't burned down yet.




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Imagine the horror this inspector felt when they came across this joist that's barely supported by cinder bricks and wood. Yikes!




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Don't Step on That Deck

The support for this second-floor deck is screwed to the mullion between two out-swinging casement windows. Definitely not up to code.




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If you like your attics wet, then you need to hire whoever installed this flue.

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Is a shower floor still a shower floor without a drain?


LINK
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184596 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:15 am to
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This is the worst "repair" for a leaking skylight we've ever seen. A piece of tin to divert water is held in place by a tire and rope. MacGyver would be proud, or maybe not.


Every skylight I have ever seen leaks eventually. I would never ever have one.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:16 am to
The shower floor one has to be shopped. Looks like someone edited the drain out of the water-stained area in the middle.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104470 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:17 am to
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Every skylight I have ever seen leaks eventually. I would never ever have one.


Agreed. All roof penetrations are an invite for a leak. Try to minimize them, especially big ones like a skylight.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:18 am to
possibly but in the link each item is tagged with the inspector who took the picture and their company

Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184596 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:21 am to
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All roof penetrations are an invite for a leak. Try to minimize them, especially big ones like a skylight.




The second worst offender of leaking roofs is flat roll roofing and I would never have that shite anywhere either. It's ok for a few years until the tar/roof cement dries and cracks then its leak central. No one ever thinks to get on their roof and add new tar every few years until they have wet spots everywhere on the ceiling.

I notice that most additions or patios have flat roofs vs people spending the money and properly tying into the roof pitch. It's just lazy and shitty.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:22 am to
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possibly but in the link each item is tagged with the inspector who took the picture and their company


I mean it could be true but it is really hard to imagine that happening and the tile in the middle of the water stain looks out of place.

Regardless, people are idiots.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:22 am to
To be fair, most inspectors are idiots anyway and are just there to get paid.

My house should have never passed a home inspection. But it did with flying colors.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17615 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:24 am to
Jury rig????


Always called it jerry rigged.

When I have to be PC
This post was edited on 1/11/16 at 10:26 am
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:26 am to
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The second worst offender of leaking roofs is flat roll roofing and I would never have that shite anywhere either. It's ok for a few years until the tar/roof cement dries and cracks then its leak central. No one ever thinks to get on their roof and add new tar every few years until they have wet spots everywhere on the ceiling.



Most now are ceramic granular cap. Very little asphalt being used today and no coal tar pitch.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184596 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:26 am to
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To be fair, most inspectors are idiots anyway and are just there to get paid.

My house should have never passed a home inspection. But it did with flying colors.




My opinion on home inspectors has been noted here several times and this is pretty accurate.

FWIW, I am not talking about code enforcers that have a lot of certifications and take way more classes but rather the guys that do a 6-week online course, get some E&O insurance, get licensed, and make you sign a nearly impenetrable contract/disclosure so that you can't sue them for their mistakes. Most of those guys couldn't build a house out of legos.

Your money is better spent paying a structural engineer, licensed plumber, and licensed electrician to inspect the property for you.
This post was edited on 1/11/16 at 10:29 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184596 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:28 am to
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Most now are ceramic granular cap. Very little asphalt being used today and no coal tar pitch.



Yea but there are still a lot of people using the cheap roll crap from Home Depot. I see it at least once per week and by the time we get to it (repo houses) the whole house is mold covered.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30209 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:28 am to
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Every skylight I have ever seen leaks eventually. I would never ever have one.


I'm in the glass business and I tell people the same thing. They will leak and it will be expensive to temporarily slow the leaks, at which time they'll go back to leaking.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:29 am to
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jury rigs


This was known by another term when I was a kid.















Jerry rigs
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:31 am to
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Jury rig????


Always called it jerry rigged.

When I have to be PC



I can't say the term that everyone actually uses.



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jury–rig
verb ju·ry–rig \'ju?r-e-?rig, -'rig\

Simple Definition of jury–rig

: to build or put together (a simple device or structure) using the materials that you have available


Merriam Webster link
This post was edited on 1/11/16 at 10:33 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:32 am to
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Always called it jerry rigged.


Isn't that a slur for Germans?
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:35 am to
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Your money is better spent paying a structural engineer, licensed plumber, and licensed electrician to inspect the property for you.



This is what I did as well as a licensed hvac guy. The title insurance company still insisted on a home inspector
Posted by TangipahoaTiger
Member since Nov 2013
1256 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:40 am to



This is pretty good right here !
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 11:26 am to
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Your money is better spent paying a structural engineer, licensed plumber, and licensed electrician to inspect the property for you.
Definitely doing this on the next house. Lesson learned.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15818 posts
Posted on 1/11/16 at 11:32 am to


I like this. You can level the deck as the ground shifts with more/less air in the tires
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