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The world's oldest mystery is solved
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:00 am
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:00 am
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Heinz finally solves ketchup's slow-pour predicament
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Heinz Canada announced the new bottle design that shows fans exactly how to hold it. Apparently, holding the bottle at about a 45-degree angle puts it at the perfect pouring position.
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Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:01 am to Wtodd
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OK, you might be inclined to point out that plastic squeeze bottles addressed that a long time ago.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:05 am to Wtodd
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:07 am to Wtodd
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einz Canada announced the new bottle design that shows fans exactly how to hold it. Apparently, holding the bottle at about a 45-degree angle puts it at the perfect pouring position.
this is old news, dawg. And you hit the '57' on the side to facilitate efficient pouring
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:11 am to Wtodd
quote:The World's Oldest Mystery involves the magical powers of poontang brah.
The world's oldest mystery is solved
Not fricking tomato juice.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:12 am to Wtodd
tap the 57
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 10:36 am
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:12 am to soccerfüt
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The World's Oldest Mystery involves the magical powers of poontang brah.
Getting laid ain't a mystery brah
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Not fricking tomato juice.
It's ketchup not V8
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:17 am to Wtodd
quote:Who told you?
Getting laid ain't a mystery brah
Stretches a mile before it tears an inch?
Looks like hell, feels like heaven?
Takes thirty years to heal?
Will make sober men say things/do things/go places that you otherwise couldn't force on them with a loaded gun in their mouth.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:26 am to soccerfüt
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Will make sober men say things/do things/go places that you otherwise couldn't force on them with a loaded gun in their mouth.
I never said there wasn't a downside
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:34 am to Wtodd
Do they have a left handed version?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:44 am to hob
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Do they have a left handed version?
Of Poon? They most certainly do.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:47 am to Wtodd
Why are people still buying ketchup in glass bottles?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:47 am to Wtodd
Karate chop the 57 has always been my ketchup SOP.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:48 am to Wtodd
Possibly the most disappointing thread title ever
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:49 am to Wtodd
Thought this was going to be about "is it pee or not".
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:49 am to Wtodd
tap the 57
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:50 am to Chad504boy
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:51 am to Wtodd
Trump did it again!
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