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The wife asked me once if she was the only one I've ever been with
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:41 pm
I said yes all the rest were 9's and 10's
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:41 pm to DavidTheGnome
I would have answered with "today?"
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:42 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
DavidTheGnome
quote:
Wife is a one
Checks out
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:43 pm to DavidTheGnome
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
Are random dad jokes your thing now?
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:46 pm to OysterPoBoy
Good thing guys don’t count in your case.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:48 pm to DavidTheGnome
I wish she would ask you to stop posting shitty threads.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:48 pm to Deep Purple Haze
quote:
wyd
He's single handedly bringing reddit to the OT.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:49 pm to Buck Dancer
quote:
Good thing guys don’t count in your case.
Ouch man. I was just sitting here minding my own business.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:51 pm to DavidTheGnome
WTF, an actual good/funny post by DavidTheGnome??
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:52 pm to DavidTheGnome
Gnome and Oweo in the same thread.
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:52 pm to Kcrad
quote:
He's single handedly bringing reddit to the OT.
It's all his posts ever are
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
We gave up LucasP for this shite
You better never tell me who you are
You better never tell me who you are
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:56 pm to Ghost of Colby
quote:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
That's a slippery slope.
From experience, in the mid 2000s during a moment of sobriety, I felt i had an enlightenment on life. I was going to stop going after hot girls who were bad/aggravating people, but had great physical assets..and find someone who maybe didnt have the best looks, but had a nice personality.
And I found one.
Well, that didnt last long. Turns out, in today's world..these ugly bitches are jealous of the pretty ones. This plants the seeds of bitterness. Next thing you know, they dont want you going to to the bar/club..and you're in your early 20s. All they want to do is argue and blame you for their weight gain. So now you're dealing with all the bullshite, with a bitch that doesnt even have a nice arse. But both of your names are on the lease..
Anyways, lesson is never settle. Ever.
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 3:01 pm
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