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The wife asked me once if she was the only one I've ever been with

Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:41 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31590 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:41 pm
I said yes all the rest were 9's and 10's
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:41 pm to
I would have answered with "today?"
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71689 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:42 pm to
wyd
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14897 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

DavidTheGnome


quote:

Wife is a one


Checks out
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
16003 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:43 pm to
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39060 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:45 pm to
That was funny.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6692 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:46 pm to
Are random dad jokes your thing now?
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 2:47 pm
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4867 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:46 pm to
Good thing guys don’t count in your case.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:48 pm to
I wish she would ask you to stop posting shitty threads.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68342 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

wyd



He's single handedly bringing reddit to the OT.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31590 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:48 pm to
I wish she existed
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Good thing guys don’t count in your case.


Ouch man. I was just sitting here minding my own business.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:51 pm to
WTF, an actual good/funny post by DavidTheGnome??
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:52 pm to
Gnome and Oweo in the same thread.

This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 2:55 pm
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80723 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

He's single handedly bringing reddit to the OT.


It's all his posts ever are
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:54 pm to
We gave up LucasP for this shite

You better never tell me who you are
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life 
Never make a pretty woman your wife


That's a slippery slope.

From experience, in the mid 2000s during a moment of sobriety, I felt i had an enlightenment on life. I was going to stop going after hot girls who were bad/aggravating people, but had great physical assets..and find someone who maybe didnt have the best looks, but had a nice personality.

And I found one.

Well, that didnt last long. Turns out, in today's world..these ugly bitches are jealous of the pretty ones. This plants the seeds of bitterness. Next thing you know, they dont want you going to to the bar/club..and you're in your early 20s. All they want to do is argue and blame you for their weight gain. So now you're dealing with all the bullshite, with a bitch that doesnt even have a nice arse. But both of your names are on the lease..

Anyways, lesson is never settle. Ever.
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 3:01 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26098 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 3:00 pm to
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