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The Utah Monolith is gone

Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:53 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:53 pm
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A tall, silver, shining metal monolith discovered in the desert in southeastern Utah -- which prompted theories of alien placement and drew determined hikers to its secret location -- has now disappeared, the state's Bureau of Land Management said Saturday.

The monolith was removed by an "unknown party" sometime Friday night, the agency said in a Facebook post.
"We have received credible reports that the illegally installed structure, referred to as the 'monolith,' has been removed" from BLM public lands, the post said.
"The BLM did not remove the structure, which is considered private property."


Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18281 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:55 pm to
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"The BLM did not remove the structure, which is considered private property."


I know another BLM that has no issue removing private property
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11320 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:56 pm to
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BLM


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53940 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:56 pm to
Probably already hit the scrap yard.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260401 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:56 pm to
Even the aliens have given up on earth in 2020.
Posted by Fox McCloud
Member since Oct 2020
3525 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:59 pm to
Government confiscated that shite. Going in the storage closet with all the other alien stuff.
This post was edited on 11/29/20 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22059 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:00 pm to
I didn't know that Black Lives Matter owned that land.
Posted by captron
Occupied Sillycon Valley
Member since Jul 2018
404 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:01 pm to

Some metalworkers in Salt Lake City are having a few beers and laughing their arse off at the 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35087 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:07 pm to
What makes something a monolith instead of an object?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16994 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:07 pm to
The aliens were mad mad and big mad.

Probably wasn’t supposed to be discovered
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11320 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:08 pm to
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Going in the storage closet with all the other alien stuff.


They have top men working on it.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260401 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:09 pm to
It was probably a spaceship with hundreds of tiny aliens inside. Were headed for Las Vegas and had engine trouble over Utah.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35087 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:12 pm to
One one of those spiders where a thousand come out when you stomp it.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:50 pm to
It's on the moon now.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29284 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:51 pm to
Alien probe saw too many pussies and SJWs and was recalled so it could go to another galaxy
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98743 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:55 pm to
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They have top men working on it.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14272 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:59 pm to
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”...the Confederate 'monolith,' has been removed"
Posted by clarke
Member since Oct 2019
69 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:00 pm to
my theory is that BLM removed it and is just saying they didn't -- they didn't want to be the ones to "ruin the fun" but also didn't want hoards of people descending upon the site to see it and further trash public lands, pretty good move IMO
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10868 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76288 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 3:12 pm to
No photos of the fricking thing?
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