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re: The things we shoved up our vaginas, penises and arses in 2019

Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:31 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73534 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:31 am to
quote:

skip immediately over the penis stuff


didn't read any of them.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:34 am to
quote:

SMALL SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LARGE SHAMPOO BOTTLE
Can't stand a 1 upper.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72722 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:36 am to
quote:

“JUMPED OFF COUCH LANDED ON SPOON”
Don't mess with the needle
or the spoon
or any trips to the moon...
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
6012 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:37 am to
quote:

PATIENT STATES HE STATES SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND LANDED ON A METAL AIR FRESHENER CAN AND IT WENT INTO RECTUM

Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11946 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:54 am to
quote:

PENIS
quote:

BOBBY PIN, “UNABLE TO ACHIEVE ERECTION & THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP”
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73534 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:55 am to
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:56 am to
I would like to add marble to the rectum list.

Nevermind, I see this list is for 2019.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:57 am to
You have a link for this? I have a buddy that is an ER Dr and he tells us stories about the shite he pulls out of peoples asses constantly.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:57 am to
Not really into kink shaming.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13607 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:58 am to
quote:

PENIS



quote:

WEDDING RING



Wait... how exactly does a wedding ring end up in your peepee hole?

I understand maybe around... but in...?

Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5744 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:07 am to
quote:

CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

I’m glad the ER used a general term so my kids wouldn’t find out



Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35288 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:10 am to
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6412 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:11 am to
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

EGG TIMER


But what about the eggs?


The EGGS!!!!!!
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22021 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:18 am to
quote:

EGG TIMER


But what about the eggs?


The EGGS!!!!!!


Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:19 am to
Ain't no "we" about any of this bruh.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53049 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:24 am to
quote:

LARGE SHAMPOO BOTTLE

A dude I went to HS with had a buddy walk in on him with his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle. Everyone called him Prell for the rest of high school
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30395 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:28 am to
ERs are very used to repeat offenders. There was a pt at my hospital that came in 3 separate times with a pool noodle in his rectum. The 3rd time I believed it perfed and bought him a colostomy.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:29 am to
quote:

But what about the eggs?


The EGGS!!!!!!


How else are you going to make Eggs BeenInDick?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:38 am to
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