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Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:56 am to 82fumanchu
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Tell them that you like milk and that your car is green.
Never would work, everybody knows thats Mrs Lippy's profile.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:59 am to KG6
The eyes in the back of my head are blind
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:05 am to KG6
Say you were the sole survivor of a plane crash a little over a year ago.
Then when people come up to you after to ask you about it, give subtle hints that it was Malaysian flight MH370 that you survived.
Then when people come up to you after to ask you about it, give subtle hints that it was Malaysian flight MH370 that you survived.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:23 am to KG6
"I'm problem #17 of jay z's 99 problems."
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:26 am to KG6
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The "tell everyone something interesting about yourself" bit
I invented toilet paper
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:27 am to KG6
"I can count to ten with my eyes closed"
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:32 am to Ellis Dee
"I've got half an ounce of coke in my hotel room"
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:36 am to LOL
My name is _______ and my sister don't eat chicken
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:38 am to KG6
I just started a new hobby making balloon animals.
So far I've mastered both earthworms AND sauage links.
So far I've mastered both earthworms AND sauage links.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:41 am to KG6
I once owned a digital clock that ran backwards.
I can say the alphabet backwards faster than many people can say it forward.
I've shaken hands with 3 Supreme Court Justices.
I almost knocked Ken Starr AND Dan Quayle on their asses.
(Only one of the items above is a lie - and even that one has a grain of truth to it.
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I can say the alphabet backwards faster than many people can say it forward.
I've shaken hands with 3 Supreme Court Justices.
I almost knocked Ken Starr AND Dan Quayle on their asses.
(Only one of the items above is a lie - and even that one has a grain of truth to it.

Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:50 am to KG6
Food: Milk Steak
Hobbies: Magnets
Interests: Ghouls
Dislikes: People's knees
Hobbies: Magnets
Interests: Ghouls
Dislikes: People's knees
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:56 am to Ace Midnight
I'm fascinated with Greenland. I enjoy teasing animals, banlon, and seeing people running for their lives. I love throwing garbage out the window, yet I'm extremely dainty. I eat both hamburgers and pasta with my hands. I like talking during sex. Not dirty talk, just chit chat, movies, current events, etc...
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:58 am to KG6
Tell them that once when duck hunting with Supreme Court Justice Scalia, you hit him in the face with a dead duck. (My brother actually did this)
Posted on 8/17/15 at 8:21 am to KG6
"I haven't wiped my arse in a month"
Posted on 8/17/15 at 8:35 am to KG6
I was a ring announcer for Mid-South Wrestling in the late 90s, I enjoyed it till I got Super Kicked by Chris Adams and now I have stage fright.
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