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The Stella Awards
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:31 pm
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico, where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it
between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right?
That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the
kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.
Here are the Stellas for 2016:
* SEVENTH PLACE *
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle
tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably
surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
Start scratching!
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran
over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel
of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
Scratch some more...
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of
the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could
not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting
the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT
days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance
company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay
Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.
Keep scratching. There are more...
Double hand scratching after this one.
* FOURTH PLACE *
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500
plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the
beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because
the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had
climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot..
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her
$113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on
the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
Only two more so ease up on the scratching...
*SECOND PLACE*
Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from
the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying
to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night
club had to pay her $12,000...oh, yeah, plus dental expenses.
Go figure.
OK, HERE WE GO
* FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma,
who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game,
having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go
to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the
freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in
the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The
Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago
actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who
might also buy a motor home.
If you think the USA court system is out of control, be sure to pass this one on.a it's a long read but worth it.
between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right?
That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the
kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.
Here are the Stellas for 2016:
* SEVENTH PLACE *
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle
tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably
surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
Start scratching!
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran
over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel
of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
Scratch some more...
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of
the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could
not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting
the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT
days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance
company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay
Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.
Keep scratching. There are more...
Double hand scratching after this one.
* FOURTH PLACE *
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500
plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the
beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because
the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had
climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot..
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her
$113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on
the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
Only two more so ease up on the scratching...
*SECOND PLACE*
Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from
the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying
to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night
club had to pay her $12,000...oh, yeah, plus dental expenses.
Go figure.
OK, HERE WE GO
* FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma,
who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game,
having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go
to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the
freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in
the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The
Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago
actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who
might also buy a motor home.
If you think the USA court system is out of control, be sure to pass this one on.a it's a long read but worth it.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:32 pm to Bamboozles
Ya it's a long read but worth it to see the idiocracy going on.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:35 pm to Bamboozles
Not to blow up your spot, but she wasn’t driving and if you look at the pictures of her burns...that coffee was way too fricking hot.
Google them at your own risk.
Google them at your own risk.
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:37 pm to Bamboozles
Are these documented somewhere?
Seems like the garage one would be BS.
Seems like the garage one would be BS.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:37 pm to Bamboozles
Civil courts in the US are a fricking embarrassment
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:38 pm to Anonymous95
quote:
Not to blow up your spot, but she wasn’t driving
What a coincidence. Neither was this year's winner.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:39 pm to Bamboozles
All of those sound fake.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:39 pm to Anonymous95
quote:
Not to blow up your spot, but she wasn’t driving and if you look at the pictures of her burns...that coffee was way too fricking hot.
You sound like a future recepient of the award.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:39 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Yeah...I’ve heard that RV story for at least 10 years, so I’m calling bullshite on that one too.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:40 pm to Bamboozles
This is why we don't deserve good things
Most people in this country are non-functioning retards...for proof, see these verdicts
Maybe letting Kim Jong-Un hit us with a nuke may improve things
Most people in this country are non-functioning retards...for proof, see these verdicts
Maybe letting Kim Jong-Un hit us with a nuke may improve things
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:42 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
Civil courts in the US are a fricking embarrassment
That's one ill-mannered way to put it.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:43 pm to Bamboozles
r/Forwardsfromgrandma
Snopes -
It's old as hell and all bullshite
Snopes -
It's old as hell and all bullshite
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:43 pm to Bamboozles
Hey man...I’m not the guy posting shite that my uncle forwarded from his aol email address.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:44 pm to Bamboozles
quote:
You sound like a future recepient of the award.
McDonald’s had also received numerous complaints about their coffee temperature prior to this incident. Everyone always looks at the judgement, but not the actual facts of the case.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:47 pm to Wayne Campbell
quote:
McDonald’s had also received numerous complaints about their coffee temperature prior to this incident. Everyone always looks at the judgement, but not the actual facts of the case.
Plus I’m pretty sure she just wanted money to cover the hospital bills. They just awarded her more...
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:52 pm to Wayne Campbell
quote:
McDonald’s had also received numerous complaints about their coffee temperature prior to this incident. Everyone always looks at the judgement, but not the actual facts of the case.
Yep, McDonald's coffee was between 180–190 °F, which is way to f'in hot. This lady also spent over a week getting her skin grafted. This wasn't frivolous at all, more McD's being retarded and serving their coffee at temperatures near boiling hot
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:06 pm to Bamboozles
Two stories my Gov professor told us fit in with these
1- Theif broke into a house through the kitchen skylight fell on the kitchen island and cut himself badly on a knife sued the homeowner and won
2- Prof was an ex cop he handled this case personally A guy owned a mechanic shop in a seedy part of town it was repeatedly broken into through a roof hatch Owner somehow electrified the hatch Buglar tries breaking in gets shocked falls to the floor and dies Perps family sues the mechanic wins some huge amount poor guy has to close up shop.
1- Theif broke into a house through the kitchen skylight fell on the kitchen island and cut himself badly on a knife sued the homeowner and won
2- Prof was an ex cop he handled this case personally A guy owned a mechanic shop in a seedy part of town it was repeatedly broken into through a roof hatch Owner somehow electrified the hatch Buglar tries breaking in gets shocked falls to the floor and dies Perps family sues the mechanic wins some huge amount poor guy has to close up shop.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:37 pm to Bamboozles
So many people still fumbling around the Internet posting stupid made up shite from 20 years ago.
It must be weird to just live in such a haze of bullshite that you can’t even taste it anymore.
It must be weird to just live in such a haze of bullshite that you can’t even taste it anymore.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:40 pm to sigsauer
quote:
Theif broke into a house through the kitchen skylight fell on the kitchen island and cut himself badly on a knife sued the homeowner and won
I heard this one from Fletcher Reede's legal assistant in the documentary film "Liar Liar."
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