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The Southern Male Advantage Living in the Inland Northwest
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:18 am
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:18 am
I moved to Northern Idaho in January and I feel I need to let you guys in on an important secret. I have discovered that the resonance that the southern male voice creates actually massages the clitori of yankee woman leading to WAP with not much effort.
This voice leads to an immediate status increase of two to three points on the OT rating scale. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. And its shocking the fish that are interested.
Let me know if you’ve had similar experiences.
This voice leads to an immediate status increase of two to three points on the OT rating scale. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. And its shocking the fish that are interested.
Let me know if you’ve had similar experiences.
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Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:20 am to Vastmind
Northern women like real men from the south.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:21 am to Vastmind
Are they also impressed by your truck nuts?
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:21 am to Vastmind
I can't imagine Idaho packing many OT dime pieces.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:28 am to 504Voodoo
quote:Up there? Not individually. But add 2 or 3 together and you get much closer to a 10 ranking collectively.
I can't imagine Idaho packing many OT dime pieces.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:29 am to 504Voodoo
Half of California has moved to Coeur D Alene to escape communism and they are vain as frick. There are plenty of fine women here.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:44 am to Vastmind
I worked in Indiana when I was a young man. It was about thirty of us from Louisiana working a turnaround The women were on us every weekend ,the problem was that their 10’s were 5’s back in south Louisiana. I’ve never seen more ugly women then I did up north. Now this was over thirty years ago before Obesity over took the nation. I can only imagine what they look like now
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:50 am to Vastmind
quote:
I have discovered that the resonance that the southern male voice creates actually massages the clitori of yankee woman leading to WAP with not much effort.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:08 am to Vastmind
Yeah, I'm sure every woman up north is falling over themselves looking for dirty, unkempt, backwoods men who's list of upscale restaurants include cracker barrel and Longhorns
This post was edited on 6/25/21 at 6:09 am
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:12 am to beulahland
quote:
real men from the south.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:13 am to BowDownToLSU
quote:
I worked in Indiana when I was a young man. It was about thirty of us from Louisiana working a turnaround The women were on us every weekend ,the problem was that their 10’s were 5’s back in south Louisiana. I’ve never seen more ugly women then I did up north. Now this was over thirty years ago before Obesity over took the nation. I can only imagine what they look like now
I swear Vermont and New Hampshire have the ugliest women in the states. We spent two weeks up there and never saw anything over a 4.
This post was edited on 6/25/21 at 6:36 am
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:13 am to Vastmind
Idaho is baw country.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:14 am to Vastmind
Women love exotic accents.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:25 am to Porter Osborne Jr
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I swear Vermont and New Hampshire have the ugliest women in the states. Thanks spent two weeks up there and never saw anything over a 4.
Who would have thought a combined area with a population of less than half of Louisiana (and extremely homogenous) would have fewer instances of attractive people.
Also, you didn't say where you were although it doesn't make a difference. I could say I saw zero attractive people on my trip to Louisiana but omit that my time was spent in Winn Parish. Wouldn't be lying.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:30 am to Vastmind
quote:
Half of California has moved to Coeur D Alene
So Coeur D Alene is ruined? Good to know.
I’ll bet the natives of that place are disgusted.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:32 am to solus
quote:
I'm sure every woman up north is falling over themselves looking for dirty, unkempt, backwoods men who's list of upscale restaurants include cracker barrel and Longhorns
This was funnier in your head
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:35 am to McVick
quote:
Who would have thought a combined area with a population of less than half of Louisiana (and extremely homogenous) would have fewer instances of attractive people.
Also, you didn't say where you were although it doesn't make a difference. I could say I saw zero attractive people on my trip to Louisiana but omit that my time was spent in Winn Parish. Wouldn't be lying.
We spent most of our time driving around the southern part of the states doing a family history tour. Spent several days looking at property in Woodstock, Vt that we inherited. You would think in all that time and distance we would have seen more talent.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:41 am to solus
You had me at
cracker barrel
cracker barrel
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:42 am to BowDownToLSU
Knew a girl from Indiana in college. She said it was an adjustment. Back home she would get a lot of attention but in the South she felt pretty average in a bar.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:42 am to Vastmind
quote:
resonance that the southern male voice creates actually massages the clitori of yankee woman leading to WAP with not much effort
What wut wat!
I get laughed at for my bayou accent here, so I have hope!
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