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The small, round toilet bowl is the worst invention ever
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:29 pm
When the wife and I lived in New Orleans we had one of these in the old shotgun we rented. Having to tuck my junk into the bowl every time I sat down was just awful. Not to mention the occasional accidental touching of the inside of the bowl
and no, I'm not well endowed
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:30 pm to GEAUXT
Agree. Im a skinny baw and my arse barely fits on those.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:30 pm to GEAUXT
I stand on the rim of the seat and squat like a normal Person.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:30 pm to GEAUXT
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the wife
You know what we want.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:31 pm to Commandeaux
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You know what we want
her picture is posted all over here, she does the AT&T commercials
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:31 pm to GEAUXT
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Not to mention the occasional accidental touching of the inside of the bowl
That’s why you put a sheet of TP between the bowl and your junk.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:33 pm to GEAUXT
The house I stayed at in South Bend had only these types of toilets. Safe to say I held my shite the entire weekend, and for the 12 hour ride back to Athens.
This fact only confirmed to me that South Bend is a 3rd world country that hasn't had any economic development since Rudy last played a snap for Notre Dame.
This fact only confirmed to me that South Bend is a 3rd world country that hasn't had any economic development since Rudy last played a snap for Notre Dame.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:52 pm to GEAUXT
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Not to mention the occasional accidental touching of the inside of the bowl
Maybe try cleaning your fricking toilet once in awhile and this wouldn't be so traumatic.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:58 pm to GEAUXT
old/small toilets, sinks, and showers are the worst
This post was edited on 11/14/17 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:01 pm to GEAUXT
These toilets are not accommodating for full-figured men and contribute to unrealistic pooping standards.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:02 pm to GEAUXT
The first thing I did when I moved in my house was get a big boy toilet, elongated and tall. I went to Lowes and got the toilet that advertised that it flushed a dozen golf balls.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:03 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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old/small toilets, sinks, and showers are the worst
Let's throw old garages in there, too. Where am I supposed to park my fuel-inefficient full size? The street?
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:22 pm to Blob Fish
I understand a lage bowl but why tall? Tall toilets put you at an unergonomic posture for pooping. I want low.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:40 pm to jrowla2
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I understand a lage bowl but why tall? Tall toilets put you at an unergonomic posture for pooping. I want low.
Tall urinals make me laugh the most. I'm in the 5'11" to 6' height range and the only urinal at a bar I went to recently was pushing it. I was afraid of some backsplash and couldn't help but wonder what happens to short baws.:1ol:
Any of you shorter baws ever looked at a tall urinal and thought "frick you. My dick would be resting on the urinal cake. I'm using the stall."?
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:43 pm to Blob Fish
This thing freaked me the hell out the first time I saw it while traveling abroad. But I have to admit, the dookies felt great.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:44 pm to GEAUXT
You nolika da nuts squashed?
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:49 pm to Tigeralum2008
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This thing freaked me the hell out the first time I saw it while traveling abroad. But I have to admit, the dookies felt great.
Yeah, that would scare me. I have an irrational fear of bathrooms and weird toilets. I always put the seat and lid down because I'm afraid of dropping something in there.
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:50 pm to GEAUXT
I have no problem with them now....
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