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The small, round toilet bowl is the worst invention ever

Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:29 pm
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29250 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:29 pm


When the wife and I lived in New Orleans we had one of these in the old shotgun we rented. Having to tuck my junk into the bowl every time I sat down was just awful. Not to mention the occasional accidental touching of the inside of the bowl

and no, I'm not well endowed
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120287 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:30 pm to
Agree. Im a skinny baw and my arse barely fits on those.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103093 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:30 pm to
I stand on the rim of the seat and squat like a normal Person.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:30 pm to
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the wife


You know what we want.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29250 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:31 pm to
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You know what we want


her picture is posted all over here, she does the AT&T commercials
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18670 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:31 pm to
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Not to mention the occasional accidental touching of the inside of the bowl


That’s why you put a sheet of TP between the bowl and your junk.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:33 pm to
The house I stayed at in South Bend had only these types of toilets. Safe to say I held my shite the entire weekend, and for the 12 hour ride back to Athens.



This fact only confirmed to me that South Bend is a 3rd world country that hasn't had any economic development since Rudy last played a snap for Notre Dame.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4086 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:52 pm to
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Not to mention the occasional accidental touching of the inside of the bowl



Maybe try cleaning your fricking toilet once in awhile and this wouldn't be so traumatic.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55654 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 1:58 pm to
old/small toilets, sinks, and showers are the worst
This post was edited on 11/14/17 at 1:58 pm
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:01 pm to
These toilets are not accommodating for full-figured men and contribute to unrealistic pooping standards.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11626 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:02 pm to
The first thing I did when I moved in my house was get a big boy toilet, elongated and tall. I went to Lowes and got the toilet that advertised that it flushed a dozen golf balls.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:03 pm to
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old/small toilets, sinks, and showers are the worst


Let's throw old garages in there, too. Where am I supposed to park my fuel-inefficient full size? The street?
Posted by jrowla2
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
4077 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:22 pm to
I understand a lage bowl but why tall? Tall toilets put you at an unergonomic posture for pooping. I want low.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:40 pm to
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I understand a lage bowl but why tall? Tall toilets put you at an unergonomic posture for pooping. I want low.


Tall urinals make me laugh the most. I'm in the 5'11" to 6' height range and the only urinal at a bar I went to recently was pushing it. I was afraid of some backsplash and couldn't help but wonder what happens to short baws.:1ol:

Any of you shorter baws ever looked at a tall urinal and thought "frick you. My dick would be resting on the urinal cake. I'm using the stall."?

Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:43 pm to
This thing freaked me the hell out the first time I saw it while traveling abroad. But I have to admit, the dookies felt great.

Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43136 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:44 pm to
You nolika da nuts squashed?
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29250 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:49 pm to
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This thing freaked me the hell out the first time I saw it while traveling abroad. But I have to admit, the dookies felt great.


Yeah, that would scare me. I have an irrational fear of bathrooms and weird toilets. I always put the seat and lid down because I'm afraid of dropping something in there.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202950 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:50 pm to
I have no problem with them now....
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10980 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 2:51 pm to
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