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The rush for toilet paper?
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:19 pm
If worst comes to worst and you run out of TP with none in stock (which won’t even be a problem) why can’t you just hop in the shower and wash your bunghole there? TP is not a necessity there are other ways to clean your hole ladies and gentlemen. I guess I’m just still trying to figure out the rush for buying TP.
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:20 pm to DhanTigers212
Or just wipe your arse with the plastic shower curtain and toss it in the washing machine?
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:20 pm to DhanTigers212
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:20 pm to DhanTigers212
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:20 pm to DhanTigers212
I wouldn’t be surprised if a few posters already don’t wipe their asses
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:21 pm to DhanTigers212
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why can’t you just hop in the shower and wash your bunghole there?
I'll hose off my anus in the backyard like a gentleman
This post was edited on 3/18/20 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:22 pm to DhanTigers212
Yes, the shower is my final level plan.
I can't understand the TP rush either. Of all the supply stuff you might think will go bad, America decided to focus on TP.
I can't understand the TP rush either. Of all the supply stuff you might think will go bad, America decided to focus on TP.
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:25 pm to DhanTigers212
Dogs have already figured out the most efficient, natural system:
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:27 pm to DhanTigers212
welcome to last week
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:28 pm to DhanTigers212
We hired a neighborhood kid to clean up our back yard after our dog.
We don't have a dog.
We don't have a dog.
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:29 pm to Winston Cup
It's about the vag. Dudes weren't the cause of the TP mania.
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:29 pm to DhanTigers212
I’m going au natural, no wipe
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:30 pm to DhanTigers212
get a bidet - life changing and everybody should have one anyway. Only problem is you may need an electrician to put a power outlet there. Extension cord would work in the meantime tho.
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:31 pm to Diseasefreeforall
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It's about the vag.
Nah... They'll air dry in a flash if need be. It's for going BIG potty.
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:33 pm to hollowpoint
or just head to your nearest escalator drop trou bend over and use the handrail?
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:33 pm to DhanTigers212
You wont have to poop when you run of groceries
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:33 pm to goofball
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:37 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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You wont have to poop when you run of groceries
This is about to be my situation. I have a shite load of tp but not much food
Posted on 3/18/20 at 3:39 pm to DhanTigers212
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I guess I’m just still trying to figure out the rush for buying TP.
Because people are idiots.
Guarantee you if you went to a store and filled your buggy with laxatives by Friday you wouldn't find them on shelves anywhere.
These are the people that the Cornavirus needs to take out.
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