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Posted on 11/1/20 at 6:26 pm to jbgleason
quote:Do they have a beaver tail too or did I dream that?
Duck feet, bill, fur, amphibious mammal that glows in the dark and lays eggs. frick you Darwin says God.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 6:30 pm to DLauw
How do you cook them? Smoked, stewed, fried?
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:14 pm to Jim Rockford
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TL;DR, they glow in the dark.
So do... Nevermind.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:21 pm to Twenty 49
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How do you cook them? Smoked, stewed, fried?
Well, it starts with a roux.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:39 pm to fr33manator
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This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:44 pm to Jim Rockford
A platypus went into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender gave him the beer and said, “how do you wanna pay for that?” “Just put it on my bill,” replied the platypus.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:47 pm to alajones
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They’re venomous
One of only a very few poisonous mammals.
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 8:47 am
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:52 pm to Jim Rockford
God must have let his retarded cousin design that thing.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:15 pm to Alan Garner
Threads like this are why I love the OT.
Sorry for the loss of your football team LSU.
Sorry for the loss of your football team LSU.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 11:25 pm to Jim Rockford
That's cool! How did you even find out about this?
Posted on 11/1/20 at 11:27 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
The platypus is even weirder than you thought
Pecker.....is that you???
I miss "Animal Talk" with Pecker. Is he ever seen around these parts anymore?
Posted on 11/2/20 at 4:17 am to fightin tigers
quote:
Nah, it's platypi
Nah, it's platypussy's
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:15 am to LegendInMyMind
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Spare parts. That's what the Platypus is made of. Spare fricking parts.
Made me think of Danny Devito in Twins when he said he was made from the genetic garbage.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:43 am to Jim Rockford
It's just a platypus, they don't do much.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:12 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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A duck billed platypus has feet like a duck, but it’s furry
Hell of a reference.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:26 am to Jim Rockford
The duck billed platypus for services rendered.
He had to be taken to court to pay.
Once lawyers got involved: Nature sure can be nasty.
He had to be taken to court to pay.
Once lawyers got involved: Nature sure can be nasty.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 7:45 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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A duck billed platypus has feet like a duck, but it’s furry
Was coming here to post that commercial. Fantastic reference.

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