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re: The platypus is even weirder than you thought

Posted on 11/1/20 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
2032 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 6:02 pm to
Are there non-duck billed platypus’?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74565 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 6:16 pm to
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6159 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 6:26 pm to
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Duck feet, bill, fur, amphibious mammal that glows in the dark and lays eggs. frick you Darwin says God.
Do they have a beaver tail too or did I dream that?
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20147 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 6:30 pm to
How do you cook them? Smoked, stewed, fried?
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2096 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:14 pm to
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TL;DR, they glow in the dark.


So do... Nevermind.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66915 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:21 pm to
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How do you cook them? Smoked, stewed, fried?

Well, it starts with a roux.
Posted by whodat24
Member since Oct 2018
2356 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:39 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 3:24 pm
Posted by Eyebesmacinhose
Enterprise, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2017
1734 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:44 pm to
A platypus went into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender gave him the beer and said, “how do you wanna pay for that?” “Just put it on my bill,” replied the platypus.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19380 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:47 pm to
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They’re venomous


One of only a very few poisonous mammals.
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 8:47 am
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:52 pm to
God must have let his retarded cousin design that thing.
Posted by Alan Garner
thigh-land
Member since Oct 2009
3433 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:59 pm to
the joke
















your head
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
37666 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:15 pm to
Threads like this are why I love the OT.

Sorry for the loss of your football team LSU.
Posted by consumptive_use
Lost Springs, WY
Member since Dec 2012
154 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 11:25 pm to
That's cool! How did you even find out about this?
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
35399 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 11:27 pm to
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The platypus is even weirder than you thought


Pecker.....is that you???


I miss "Animal Talk" with Pecker. Is he ever seen around these parts anymore?
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 4:17 am to
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Nah, it's platypi


Nah, it's platypussy's
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16788 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:15 am to
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Spare parts. That's what the Platypus is made of. Spare fricking parts.


Made me think of Danny Devito in Twins when he said he was made from the genetic garbage.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
108282 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:43 am to
It's just a platypus, they don't do much.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
21849 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:12 am to
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A duck billed platypus has feet like a duck, but it’s furry


Hell of a reference.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70460 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:26 am to
The duck billed platypus for services rendered.

He had to be taken to court to pay.

Once lawyers got involved: Nature sure can be nasty.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153942 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 7:45 am to
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A duck billed platypus has feet like a duck, but it’s furry


Was coming here to post that commercial. Fantastic reference.

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