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"The only thing i murder is pus*y" - Acquitted Tinder killer Gable Tostee

Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:30 am
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:30 am
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Gable Tostee has hit back at online critics who falsely called him a 'murderer', telling them the 'the only thing he murders is p***y.'
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14801 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:32 am to
And buttons apparently. Could that shirt be any tighter?
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6490 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:34 am to
Isn't that Meek Mill?

quote:

Murder on that pussy let her boyfriend get that DOA Get it? And all I get is Frito Lay Plus I'm on probation, when they test me I just pee Rozay
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 7:17 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66924 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:44 am to
He was acquitted of murder, but he was unanimously convicted of being an attention whoring douche.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30559 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:48 am to
Dude has a serious case of baby-face
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:52 am to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89506 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:52 am to
quote:

Dude has a serious case of baby-face



And he's obviously aware of it - he's trying with the glasses, but they ain't helping.
Posted by Bayoumike
Member since Mar 2017
647 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 6:21 am to
Some woman will frick him now, even though she thinks he'll probably murder her, just for the attention.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68450 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 6:34 am to
That or it breaks up her monotonous boring daily life routine
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 6:47 am to
I wasn't expecting to see such a douche after reading that quote. Made me laugh
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83929 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:01 am to
Probably the best picture to go with that quote.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21766 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:05 am to
Dudes about to smash even more. Lot of hot chicks out there want that "rough, are you going to kill me" excitement in sex, especially the ones on Tinder.

I'm jealous
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:06 am to
quote:

And buttons apparently. Could that shirt be any tighter?

Looks nicely fitted to me... No homo
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:06 am to
quote:

And buttons apparently. Could that shirt be any tighter?



Shirt fits correctly. Maybe your gut has molded your view of shirts differently.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79643 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:17 am to
quote:

Dudes about to smash even more. Lot of hot chicks out there want that "rough, are you going to kill me" excitement in sex, especially the ones on Tinder.


There's justice in that because with that subset of women, he's invariably gonna hook up with one that's more psychotic than he is.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14801 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:20 am to
Wanna e fight bitch? Lol.

Dude is looking a little chunky. You can wear fitted shirts if you're not a chunky monkey.

ETA: I like my douches slim.
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 7:24 am
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23060 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:23 am to
Is this better ?

Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14801 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:24 am to
Too skinny.

Y'all pussies gonna white knight for this douche? Lol.
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 7:28 am
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:39 am to
Dude's probably a 2 pump chump.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18050 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:09 am to
He has a very punchable face.
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