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The one that (thankfully) got away
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:15 pm
When I was in 1st grade there was this cute girl I liked but didn't know what to do since I was so young. Then I started a different school in 2nd grade and forgot about her. Years went by and we crossed paths again but we could never seem to be interested in each other at the same time. I wanted her bad but she wouldn't want me. Then she wanted me and I wouldn't be interested.
Finally we just gave up and moved on. I hadn't seen her in 16 years until this weekend when I stopped for gas. Went in to get a drink for my kid and ran into her inside.
She was HUGE, face was greasy, her hair looked like it hadn't been washed in 5 days, and I bet if I got close enough she would have stunk too. Man did I dodge a bullet there! Garth Brooks is right - sometimes God's best gifts are not answering your prayers!
We all have a similar story. What's yours?
Finally we just gave up and moved on. I hadn't seen her in 16 years until this weekend when I stopped for gas. Went in to get a drink for my kid and ran into her inside.
She was HUGE, face was greasy, her hair looked like it hadn't been washed in 5 days, and I bet if I got close enough she would have stunk too. Man did I dodge a bullet there! Garth Brooks is right - sometimes God's best gifts are not answering your prayers!
We all have a similar story. What's yours?
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:15 pm to TDsngumbo
This is why you never should get married until the chick is at least 30
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:16 pm to TDsngumbo
Just think, her dad could've been the one to teach your son to ride a bike.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:16 pm to TDsngumbo
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When I was in 1st grade
How in god's good name have you survived all these years?!
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:17 pm to TH03
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TH03
I really feel sorry for you for being so obsessed with me.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:19 pm to TDsngumbo
I saw her yesterday standing behind Denny Hamlin at the Daytona 500. Thank God my current SO is way hotter.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:20 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:21 pm to TDsngumbo
She lost the will after you halted her advances. It's your fault.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:23 pm to TH03
Don't tell me what to do. 
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:25 pm to TDsngumbo
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We all have a similar story. What's yours?
Not specifically no but it’s amazing how some of the hottest girls in high school either A) Depreciate quickly or B) were never that hot you were just a horny 17 year old
Seriously you go to your 1st college party and they’ll be 20 girls that would have contended for the top spot in high school
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:27 pm to Glorious
People always mocked She's All That for pretending the hot girl dressed up as a dork wasn't obviously hot to everyone
But there are a number of girls from HS that later became hot and looking back, were always pretty attractive.
But there are a number of girls from HS that later became hot and looking back, were always pretty attractive.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:30 pm to Glorious
A is definitely correct.
Lifestyle plays a lot into that. Smoking, drinking, and excess tanning makes them look like shite after 5-10 years.
Lifestyle plays a lot into that. Smoking, drinking, and excess tanning makes them look like shite after 5-10 years.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:34 pm to TDsngumbo
Just the other night at a hometown football game...
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:38 pm to teke184
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Lifestyle plays a lot into that. Smoking, drinking, and excess tanning makes them look like shite after 5-10 years.
Don’t forget replacing after school Soccer with keg beer and late night Taco Bell
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:41 pm to Glorious
The ones I’m thinking of are still thin but have a face like a piece of luggage.
You can cure fat. Kind of hard to cure ugly.
You can cure fat. Kind of hard to cure ugly.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 2:42 pm to TH03
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Just think, her dad could've been the one to teach your son to ride a bike.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted on 2/18/19 at 3:05 pm to TDsngumbo
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I really feel sorry for you for being so obsessed with me.
I feel sorry for your neglected kid.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 3:10 pm to TDsngumbo
I've been divorced from my first wife for just over 20 years now. I haven't seen her in 20 years either.
A mutual friend sent me a link to a video (she was into theater stuff), and I went and watched it, and she was blown up.
I think that is why he sent it to me.
A mutual friend sent me a link to a video (she was into theater stuff), and I went and watched it, and she was blown up.
I think that is why he sent it to me.
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