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re: The new all in one drink machines suck royal arse.

Posted on 4/23/18 at 5:55 am to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68462 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 5:55 am to
You’re whining
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51291 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:00 am to
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They also lead to long lines.


I was next to a lady who couldn't figure out why the drink wouldn't pour out.

Her selection was grayed out but she didn't understand that meant it was out. She just kept pressing.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:11 am to
The refills of the product look like printer ink cartridges. This cannot be good for you.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:17 am to
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Unsweet tea is an acquired taste. Like black coffee
Simultaneously reigning as the official non-alcoholic drinks of alphas.

Water is on deck.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:19 am to
Sweet tea for the win!!!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23445 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:01 am to
Raspberry coke is awesome, the best machines are made by pininfarina, the maker of Ferrari car bodies
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69102 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:31 am to
If I find a place has them I don't order a drink.
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6575 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:28 am to
I've never had my drink taste like another one. They usually are not good though. Syrup/carbonation isn't right. Plus I doubt it ever gets cleaned but then again , the regular ones don't anyways.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64661 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:30 am to
quote:

They also lead to long lines.


dumb people lead to long lines
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17044 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:31 am to
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Soda is gross anyway. Unsweet tea is where it’s at.


There is nothing grosser and undrinkable than unsweetened tea.

I’d rather drink piss.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:43 am to
Another thing I don't understand with these stupid machines is how they can be out of plain coke but have coke in 12 different flavors still available. How is that even possible?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:01 am to
I couldn't agree with you more. Those machines are bullshite. Decent idea on paper, but terrible in execution.

I would imagine also that they are such a pain in the arse to clean, that the dynamic and high-spirited employees working in the establishments that use these machines are totally diligent in keeping them germ/bacteria-free.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:17 am to
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There is nothing grosser and undrinkable than unsweetened tea.



Sorry you are a child who has to have ridiculous amounts of sugar in a drink.


Be a man and drink it naturally
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38525 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:20 am to
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It doesn't help that the buttons on the touchscreen are extremely uncalibrated at all times.



This too. You have to chase around the screen trying to find the correct out of calibrated spot to push.
Posted by HammerheadLincoln
The farther west the farther out
Member since May 2015
4873 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:36 am to
Yeah, I like all of the flavor options, but there has to be a better solution
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84121 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:38 am to
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Another thing I don't understand with these stupid machines is how they can be out of plain coke but have coke in 12 different flavors still available. How is that even possible?



It's not, and it's why that has never actually happened to you.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:41 am to
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I've never had my drink taste like another one. They usually are not good though. Syrup/carbonation isn't right.
You have to flush for a good five seconds to make sure the syrup from the previous drink is purged out the line. That's the key to using these machines.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:41 am to
If you see anyone above the age of 60 walking towards the machine, it would be best for you to just buy a bottled drink.

They look at it like it’s a Rubik’s cube.

They always lightly tap the screen, which requires a pretty firm touch, and then turn around panicked looking to those behind them for assistance
This post was edited on 4/23/18 at 9:43 am
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:56 am to
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There is nothing grosser and undrinkable than unsweetened tea.


I thought that as a kid because my mother didn't allow sugar in the house. We drank unsweet tea or sugarfree Kool-Aid. It fricking sucked as a kid.

As an adult I love unsweet tea and can't stand any sugary drink.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 11:05 am to
Got behind an elderly lady who couldn’t figure one out a while back. I asked her if she needed help and she said she just wanted a Diet Coke. Haha
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