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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:47 pm to nickrolled
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:47 pm to nickrolled
Mine is bad and I cringe even thinking about it. I just started a new job and flew out to Dallas to a training seminar. The first day we do a breakfast meet and greet and the owner of the company is there and we’re sitting at a big arse meeting/round table. Owner gets up and wants everyone to introduce themselves and say something about themselves. No biggie. Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through. There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened. I literally have no idea why that happened. Still baffles me to this day. I don’t even know why I’m sharing this. I had to spend the next two days with these people training. I still feel like a pussy to this day.
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:47 pm to Ed Osteen
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Your gift to a baby shower was a $10 Mcdonald gift card? That can’t be true....right?
Eh I don't see anything wrong with it although it's a bit odd
People shouldn't be having baby showers looking for hand outs anyway
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:48 pm to East Coast Band
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And she said the baby was a year old.
Hahah brutal
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:51 pm to ksayetiger
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Of course the girl found out within seconds, and i had to sit next to her the next class.
I dunno, did it workout for ya..?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:53 pm to nickrolled
Every time your mammy jammy texts me she doesnt have my money.
Such a poor investment. Im embarrassed.
Such a poor investment. Im embarrassed.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:54 pm to nickrolled
When I was probably 10 I went on a beach trip with my older brother and his friends (they were probably 14ish. They had met some girls on the beach and one of my brothers dickhead friends pulled my swim trunks down and all the guys and girls saw my dick. He started calling me “millimeter peter.” I ran back to the room and cried.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:59 pm to nickrolled
I was in high school and ready to run the 400 meter dash at a huge track meet. I had about a 29” waist then and the smallest shorts were about a 34”. The starter said to take off our sweat clothes. I did and realized I was standing there in my jock strap.
This post was edited on 3/25/18 at 8:06 am
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:06 pm to nickrolled
Here's your winner right here:
Had a ski trip to Breckinridge back in 1990, but my friend and I were so excited we just couldn't wait that long. He and I decided spur of the moment to hit Ober Gatlinburg while we had a break from school. I said, "Shouldn't we call and see what the conditions are first?" He said they make artificial snow so there's year-round skiing. We borrowed my dad's van and headed out.
The next morning it wasn't cold at all, but I told him that I had been skiing before and it is always way colder at the top of the mountains. We were staying about a half mile from the ski lodge, so we decided to walk there from the hotel and left fully dressed with our ski bibs, gloves, goggles, hats. etc. We left the hotel early, so we walked into McDonald's for breakfast on the way. Everyone else was in shorts and t-shirts, while we were decked out in full ski regalia. Got a lot of funny looks walking down the street too.
Finally we walk on over to the ski lodge, and by then there's a light drizzle. We walk through the entrance, and the place is completely empty except for a lone janitor cleaning the floors.
Me: "Are we too early? What time do y'all open?"
Janitor: "For what?"
Me: "Skiing."
Him: "Skiing? It's 60 degrees and raining."
Me: "I thought y'all had artificial snow."
Him: "It has to be cold to make snow."
The walk back to the hotel in those ski bibs was the longest walk of my life. The 600 mile drive home was even longer.
The highlight of the 24 hour trip was watching Chris Jackson & LSU vs. Loyola Marymount in that epic 1990 game when we first got to the hotel.
Had a ski trip to Breckinridge back in 1990, but my friend and I were so excited we just couldn't wait that long. He and I decided spur of the moment to hit Ober Gatlinburg while we had a break from school. I said, "Shouldn't we call and see what the conditions are first?" He said they make artificial snow so there's year-round skiing. We borrowed my dad's van and headed out.
The next morning it wasn't cold at all, but I told him that I had been skiing before and it is always way colder at the top of the mountains. We were staying about a half mile from the ski lodge, so we decided to walk there from the hotel and left fully dressed with our ski bibs, gloves, goggles, hats. etc. We left the hotel early, so we walked into McDonald's for breakfast on the way. Everyone else was in shorts and t-shirts, while we were decked out in full ski regalia. Got a lot of funny looks walking down the street too.
Finally we walk on over to the ski lodge, and by then there's a light drizzle. We walk through the entrance, and the place is completely empty except for a lone janitor cleaning the floors.
Me: "Are we too early? What time do y'all open?"
Janitor: "For what?"
Me: "Skiing."
Him: "Skiing? It's 60 degrees and raining."
Me: "I thought y'all had artificial snow."
Him: "It has to be cold to make snow."
The walk back to the hotel in those ski bibs was the longest walk of my life. The 600 mile drive home was even longer.
The highlight of the 24 hour trip was watching Chris Jackson & LSU vs. Loyola Marymount in that epic 1990 game when we first got to the hotel.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:07 pm to cbree88
I’m not sure
I guess I was in the wrong place wrong time
I guess I was in the wrong place wrong time
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:08 pm to nickrolled
I shite my pants in 7th grade, direaha all over.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:14 pm to Pesticide
Cutting is slang for fckn now? I don't believe I've ever heard that before.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:21 pm to Pesticide
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Yeah I cut it.
I’ve never heard that euphemism for having sex before. I hope I never hear it again.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:24 pm to nickrolled
One time I thought I was banging a 9. When I woke up I realized she was only an 8.5.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:24 pm to nickrolled
1. I'm at an important out-of-state business conference. Keynote speaker gets up and he has a black patch on one eye.
Guy next to me whispers "ahoy matey." It was stupid, but I couldn't stop laughing then the guy next me couldn't stop laughing. We were getting looks.
2. In Church with the entire family on Easter Sunday. Sister on one side of me, cousin Chuck on the other. Preacher announces that this kid, with a high squeaky Texas drawl voice was going to sing a solo. It was god awful. I tell myself that if I look over at Chuck or my sister I'm going to crack up. I finally look at Chuck, he breaks up and I break up then my sister breaks up.
Guy next to me whispers "ahoy matey." It was stupid, but I couldn't stop laughing then the guy next me couldn't stop laughing. We were getting looks.
2. In Church with the entire family on Easter Sunday. Sister on one side of me, cousin Chuck on the other. Preacher announces that this kid, with a high squeaky Texas drawl voice was going to sing a solo. It was god awful. I tell myself that if I look over at Chuck or my sister I'm going to crack up. I finally look at Chuck, he breaks up and I break up then my sister breaks up.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:27 pm to Powerman
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Eh I don't see anything wrong with it although it's a bit odd
You should see something wrong if a $10 McDonald’s gift card is a gift in any situation
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:27 pm to whit
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Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite
Bruh I frickin lost it when I got to this
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:29 pm to nickrolled
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my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”
they opened it in front of the entire party
I’m sure they survived.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 7:27 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:31 pm to nickrolled
Sat in the wrong section of a worthless Geol class up until mid terms, the fricking grad student "teaching" the class new I was in the wrong section, but decided to call me out in front of the class. Funny Ha Ha. Geol Dept got the last laugh. He was dismissed.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:32 pm to whit
I would have fired your arse on the spot.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:36 pm to nickrolled
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one time i was invited to a baby shower... i didn’t know these were rich folk in bossier city... i was terribly under dressed and out of place
my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”
they opened it in front of the entire party
thats not actually that bad cuz it came off as a gag gift
seriously tho, this is why dudes arent supposed to go to baby showers
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