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re: The Jared Christmas commercial is the most cringe Christmas commercial so far

Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51949 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:44 pm to
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Not quite as bad as the one from last year with the guy proposing to his single mom girlfriend's bastard son

This sentence is art
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:45 pm to
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Downvote because you used the words "soy and cuck".

I always get the impression that anybody who uses those terms embodies them perfectly.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:46 pm to
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Not as cringey as this thread though



On par for a Golden Nugget thread
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:47 pm to
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Not as cringey as this thread though
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Comments like this just suck. Waste of space.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86220 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:59 pm to
As opposed to your comment?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:02 pm to
Jewelry commercials are aimed at women.

The whole industry is a huge propaganda scheme to make women desire worthless material things. The men who are complicit, and give into women's whims are embarrassing too.

You're supposed to hate it. That's how men are wired
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:02 pm to
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some pajama boy soy cuck looking dude has a black trio singing behind him to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" about how captivating he finds the girl he is splurging on dinner for, and opens a Jared case to show a necklace and he says "lets see where this thing goes?"


shite, I used to keep a full drawer of those things stored up when I was single, cost of doing business, and a nice ROI at that was funny to see a few girls at work showing up wearing the same necklace
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 1:03 pm
Posted by Retroredhead85
Chicago
Member since Dec 2019
1 post
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:40 pm to
I don’t know why anyone cares about diamonds, they’re practically worthless, I’d be happier with a cubic zirconium or even other stone other than an overpriced piece of crap! Plus, men are not piggy banks!
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38724 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:59 pm to
The things we do to satisfy a need
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 3:14 pm to


I always thought this one was cringe worthy. But also gave me a weird boner.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10731 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 3:25 pm to
I thought he was in prison for child porn?
Posted by GPTTiger61
washington dc
Member since Nov 2008
173 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:21 pm to
OP is obviously a beta soy snowflake
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59246 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:22 pm to
I see you are still incredibly angry at women
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43922 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:18 pm to
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I fail to see how the race of the singers matters at all.

I know we can't jump .... but now wipipo can't sing either?

Frickin Karen Carpenter, Celine Dion, Shania Twain! Come on man, get with the program!

Have you never seen the movie Love Affair with Warren Beatty? Do you have not even a clue about what Annette Benning's job was in that movie?
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43922 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:23 pm to
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I don’t know why anyone cares about diamonds, they’re practically worthless, I’d be happier with a cubic zirconium or even other stone other than an overpriced piece of crap! Plus, men are not piggy banks!

This was your first post?

I'm worried. Alter for some sick depraved male aggie fan or possibly the coolest chick now on the board.

Only pics will solve this conundrum.

They need to be tastefully done, partial nudity is okay but no taco or ponderosa shots please. Also, full face, red lipstick, you choose the shade based upon the color of your hair .... of course.

Posted by Docjames1033
Member since Mar 2020
1 post
Posted on 3/2/20 at 12:23 pm to
Comedy central has a parody of the folger's commercial on YouTube that is sooo funny you have to check it out.lol
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 12:26 pm
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20193 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 12:27 pm to
Well this is random as frick....
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93382 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Retroredhead85
Chicago
Member since Dec 2019
1 post

quote:

Docjames1033
Member since Mar 2020
1 post



same person. probably oweo testing out a few alters
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 12:41 pm
Posted by FeauxPaw
BRuh
Member since Sep 2015
1147 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:27 pm to
Several weird bumps today
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