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The Hoarding of Plastic Straws

Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:19 pm
Posted by naturegator83
Member since May 2019
182 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:19 pm
As we all know ever since the turtle video went viral there has been a renewed push to ban plastic straws. A lot of cities are banning them and more and more restaurants are removing them for paper straws. I've personally noticed that if you don't ask for a straw at a sit down or fast food restaurant you will not get one. I'm sure we can all agree that, whether we agree with it or not, the days of plastic straws in public are nearing an end.

Sure you'll still be able to buy them online and at places like Walmart and party stores, but you won't see any of them at restaurants and a lot of other businesses. While I personally don't care about using a plastic straw for water and soft drinks, they are pretty important to me for mixed drinks like Hurricanes and Daiquiris.

I have personally started to stock up on plastic straws before they are banned. I started about six months ago and whenever I'm at a fast food place I'll grab like 5 or 6.

Now please spare me the "you are stealing" comments. The way I look at it, it's essentially a "straw advance" (yes like a cash advance), getting more straws now knowing I won't be getting any straws when they switch over to paper straws. We all know prices won't go down when they stop giving you plastic straws. If anything they'll probably use paper straws as an excuse to raise prices.

But are any of you doing the same thing? Stocking up on plastic straws before they are banned or simply removed? If you disagree with people doing this, do you base that disagreement on a financial argument (you are raising costs for that business) or a moral argument (you are going to be hurting the environment)?
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 5:22 pm
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1805 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:20 pm to
So I need to add straws to my prepper list?
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:20 pm to
Considering you can buy a pack of 250 straws from Walmart for $3...you’d be a fricking retard to horde plastic straws
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:21 pm to
Before any environmental impact, straws are trashy as hell.

Pointless. Just drink out of a glass like an adult.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75916 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:22 pm to
While I agree with your sentiments of straws being unnecessary for Adults, calling straws trashy seems a bit dramatic Zo’
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:23 pm to
I only hoard the little tubs of ketchup and hot sauce packets.
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 5:24 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60087 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:23 pm to
Some of us were born without lips you a-hole
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:23 pm to
Yeah nothing like having a drink with no lid or straw driving down the interstate
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:24 pm to
I hoard chik fil a sauce. Once Bernie becomes president he is going to ban that establishment
Posted by naturegator83
Member since May 2019
182 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Before any environmental impact, straws are trashy as hell.

Pointless. Just drink out of a glass like an adult.


So it's trashy to drink from a straw when you are in your car? Well personally I'll risk looking trashy over possibly spilling the drink over myself and/or my interior leather.

I'll agree that when drinking water, coffee or a soft drink I don't use a plastic straw. But you don't use a plastic straw for mixed drinks like rum runners, hurricanes, daiquiris, etc.? To me the straw adds to those drinks, it's just not the same drinking it out of the glass.
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 5:25 pm
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18899 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:25 pm to
At first glance I thought this was a Tiger Ryno thread.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

I've personally noticed that if you don't ask for a straw at a sit down or fast food restaurant you will not get one.
Really every establishment needs to do this. Or least bring a straw that’s still in the wrapper.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66469 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:25 pm to
I carry my 2 straws everywhere.

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

As we all know ever since the turtle video went viral there has been a renewed push to ban plastic straws
we all know that?
Posted by naturegator83
Member since May 2019
182 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Really every establishment needs to do this. Or least bring a straw that’s still in the wrapper.


I wouldn't mind if they did this as I just wouldn't open it and take it home unless I was using it for a mixed drink. But the thing is you usually have to ask which I think is a tad ridiculous, especially when going through a drive thru at a fast food place or doing take out at a restaurant.
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 5:28 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31131 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Yeah nothing like having a drink with no lid or straw driving down the interstate


Put the lid on and suck through the X baw.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:28 pm to
I bet restaurants throw away a shite load unused straws because they put them in the drink before giving it to the customer. I usually put them in the drink of someone else so at least it’ll get used.
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 5:29 pm
Posted by naturegator83
Member since May 2019
182 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Put the lid on and suck through the X baw.


Do you realize how ridiculous that is? Never mind the fact that those x's weren't designed for drinking. Plus it's hazardous as that requires more of your attention while driving. Please remind us when you're driving and doing that as I don't want to be anywhere near you on the road.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75916 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:29 pm to
Not all of us have experience at sucking arse baw
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19793 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:31 pm to
I bet you had something interesting to say, but I just ain't gonna read all that.
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