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The guy whose wife won’t let him buy a handgun...

Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:38 am
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:38 am
Must be having lunch with his wife at the table across from me as we speak. She is loudly telling him what a disappointment he is and how dumb he is in front of this whole place. She obviously won’t let him buy a gun because it would end in murder suicide. Perhaps I should offer to hold her down while he retrieves his testicles from her purse.
This post was edited on 10/8/18 at 11:41 am
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3754 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Is having lunch with his wife at the table across from me as we speak.
Prove it
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58307 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:40 am to
K

Keep me posted
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37456 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:43 am to
You couldn’t have asked the question in the still active thread?
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:43 am to
Oh I could have...
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90447 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:45 am to
you were actually thinking about this?
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:46 am to
I just figured any man who lets his wife tell him he can’t buy something is the kind of man who would get scolded like a child in public
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57448 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:47 am to
Did you make your name your username on here?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:47 am to
quote:

I just figured any man who lets his wife tell him he can’t buy something is the kind of man who would get scolded like a child in public


you think slippy doesn't know this already? slippy comes to us for help and shelter from his wife and this is how you repay him? quit being a fricking dick head and start sympathizing with your fellow posters.
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:48 am to
Yes, that’s exactly what I did
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59443 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:48 am to
pics?
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:49 am to
Meet Scott Fruget with your gun denying wife at sonic and check my knuckles
This post was edited on 10/8/18 at 11:49 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57448 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:49 am to
cool, keep up the good thread work
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21420 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Perhaps I should offer to hold her down while he retrieves his testicles from her purse.


Perhaps you should take a pic of the woman and post it!
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 12:50 pm to
dont be leave ewe
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23022 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 1:03 pm to
Or you can divorce them and they take your kids and half your money.

It’s a racket.

They have incentive to break apart families. We have to swallow pride to keep family together.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37355 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 1:56 pm to
I had a professor at LSU tell me he bitched at his daughter for getting concealed carry weapons with her husband because if they had guns they’ll inevitably shoot them at each other during their next argument.

I almost pissed myself laughing at that retard. The entire class was just staring back in disbelief.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19245 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 2:00 pm to
He should pour his chocolate milk shake over her head
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