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re: The GOAT Chris Hansen is back Catching Predators
Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:49 pm to Monsieur le Duc
Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:49 pm to Monsieur le Duc
I'm not religious
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:04 pm to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
they only go after white people on that show
and Indians (red dot)
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:18 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Dude is literally sweating bullets.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:21 pm to idlewatcher
I would destroy the decoy. Just to be clear she's 19.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:24 pm to idlewatcher
His fricking jugular vein was about to explode. Pos should have got more than 3 years.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:32 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Freud once theorized the semiconscious mind manifests itself in repressed desires which leads me to believe Chris Hansen is indeed a child molester
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:41 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
The greatest! Chris said "hey boo" to that dude when he came out 
Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:25 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Looks like Chris Hansen has packed on a few pounds
Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:47 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
This was filmed just after his recent success To Eat A Predator.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:03 pm to TheIndulger
quote:
I always thought Chris Hansen acts like a self righteous douche.
In a previous life, Hansen was a high priest of the Spanish Inquisition. He is as miserable in his own way as the subhumans he apprehends.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:08 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Son brought chips and tea then got swerved hard as frick on that hug
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:22 pm to Phat Phil
The guy said he was there to talk about salads. Chris should have taken some pointers from him before initiating the take down outside.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:23 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Thanks for making me watch these two episodes at work. I love this shite. These guys get everything they deserve and more.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:22 pm to SPEEDY
Now we know what happens to all the snacks and beer that the pedos. bring for the kids.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:24 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
:acreboy:
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:32 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
I always have mixed feelings about this show. I'm glad that he's catching sickos, but I'm disturbed by how how many sickos there are, and to the lengths that they'll go to to prey on children.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:34 pm to BabyTac
quote:
'based' on actual cases due to legality reasoning. Either way, if it scares one of these shitbags away then I'm all for it.
That would make sense because something seemed off about the whole thing. Like they let the girls get way closer than they ever did before
Chris Hansen was asking the wrong "gotcha" questions
"Oh you came watch football? WHOSE PLAYING THEN!"
"Steelers-Ravens"
"GODDAMN IT YOURE FREE TO GO. THAT WAS A GOOD SAVE"
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:38 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
I like the creeps hair
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:03 pm to Signal Soldier
the second episode is even better
LINK
the dumb frick shakes Hansons hand bc he thinks hes letting him go
LINK
the dumb frick shakes Hansons hand bc he thinks hes letting him go
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:10 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
YOUNG BOY (O.S.)
Hold on I just got out of the shower, there's some juice on
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
Mhmm, take your time
[We hear the clicking of a door being opened. Chris Hanson walks in to the room. The Booty Warrior pays him no attention.]
CHRIS HANSON
You want to explain to me what you're doing here?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
I came looking for booty
CHRIS HANSON
You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys
I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt
CHRIS HANSON
A man's butt? Excuse me?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
*Turns to Chris.* Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.
CHRIS HANSON
Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way.
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
CHRIS HANSON (O.S.)
Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy-
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
*He tackles Chris and pins him to the table.* Don't make me ruin the butt Chris!
I'm a warrior!
Hold on I just got out of the shower, there's some juice on
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
Mhmm, take your time
[We hear the clicking of a door being opened. Chris Hanson walks in to the room. The Booty Warrior pays him no attention.]
CHRIS HANSON
You want to explain to me what you're doing here?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
I came looking for booty
CHRIS HANSON
You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys
I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt
CHRIS HANSON
A man's butt? Excuse me?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
*Turns to Chris.* Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.
CHRIS HANSON
Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way.
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
CHRIS HANSON (O.S.)
Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy-
THE BOOTY WARRIOR
*He tackles Chris and pins him to the table.* Don't make me ruin the butt Chris!
I'm a warrior!
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 11:12 pm
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