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The farting security guard got fired.

Posted on 8/23/18 at 7:27 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20716 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 7:27 pm
And the dude recorded himself being fired

LINK

I predict he will be a millionaire in six months between the inevitable gofundme and the merchandise deal he is working on.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26988 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 7:29 pm to
Video would have been GOAT if he had farted on that termination notice.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
55026 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:00 pm to
Thank you for this
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:02 pm to
Hope they let him keep the uniform.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38765 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:04 pm to
He'll be on Ellen next week
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16906 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:06 pm to
From the comments:
I wonder how they caught wind of his secret identity?

Stool pigeon.

Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:06 pm to
That must have been some shitty job. Dude did not give a frick.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158989 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

He'll be on Ellen next week
she's into getting farted on?

doesn't surprise me
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135030 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

That must have been some shitty job.



Is there any rent a cop job that isn’t?
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4556 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:14 pm to
LOL management counted how many times he farted in the original video and included that number in his writeup?

If I were that manager, I'd be laughing my arse off.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:15 pm to
Wait until the ACLU gets wind of this!
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5774 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:20 pm to
So farting on the job is an offense that you can be fired for. Damn I should have been in the unemployment line 35 years ago.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:21 pm to
That was great!

Yall do know that is Darth's twin brother right? Darth is about to get paaaaaaiiiidddd

Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:22 pm to
We live in a humorless time where pussies and social justice warriors run the shite.
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 8:24 pm
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:33 pm to
That termination video was great.

ETA - termination video was actually more entertaining than the farting video.
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26563 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:34 pm to
I would hire him just so he can keep making his daily fart videos.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

TA - termination video was actually more entertaining than the farting video.



You can tell that the guy doing the firing starts to get pissed towards the end because Fartman doesn’t give a shite for once.
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5124 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:43 pm to
That manager sounded like a huge jackass.

I bet he was glad he was fired.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53599 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

So farting on the job is an offense that you can be fired for. Damn I should have been in the unemployment line 35 years ago.



He probably signed off on a policy of zero tolerance of no personal cell phone use.

He recorded a video of clear evidence of violating that repeatedly. As far as legalese goes: the content of the material was irrelevant. .
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 8:47 pm to
I want the film rights.
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