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re: The dire wolf has returned to earth after a 10,000 year absence

Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:56 am to
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
42427 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:56 am to
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I haven't read more on this, but are they fixed? I assume so?



Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4960 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:57 am to
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Now bring back the dinosaurs!


Can't because of DNA degradation... Essentially you'd get Jurassic park though... A park full of Unauthentic science experiment monsters
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30245 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:57 am to
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Every day we stray further from the Lord


Don't you think if the Lord didn't want us to play around with genetics, he would've made it so we couldn't.

Seems pretty simple.
This post was edited on 4/7/25 at 11:59 am
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7025 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:58 am to
It will take that fat bastard longer to finish "Winds of Winter" than it took scientists to recreate the direwolf.
Posted by Tigerfan1274
Member since May 2019
4436 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:59 am to
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If they were gonna bring back something cool I'd like to see the short face bear, giant sloth or giant armadillo. Some really weird stuff.


I dunno. I think I'm with a previous poster. Let's start with the dodo bird, see what happens, and go from there.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20529 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:59 am to
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Now someone do a Tasmanian Tiger
No. Velociraptor.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7025 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:00 pm to
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Dodo's might also be edible.


According to sailors of the time dodo was pretty terrible for eating. They were just fun to kill, and built nests on the ground so dogs would tear into them.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20529 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:02 pm to
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Don't you think if the Lord didn't want us to play around with genetics, he would've made it so we couldn't.

Seems pretty simple.
Not really. We have free will. We are allowed to do our own thing. Otherwise everyone would be a believer and do His will.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1940 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:02 pm to
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They weren't much bigger than gray wolves. And humans very well could have played a part in their extinction.


Humans being blamed for 80 percent of large mammals going extinct in north america10-20 thousand years ago is laughable. The climate rapidly changing is what ended the Era of the ice age megafauna and humans didn't have a damn thing to do with it.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
1657 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:02 pm to
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Don't you think if the Lord didn't want us to play around with genetics, he would've made it so we couldn't.


He doesn't want us robbing, or hurting each other either. Did he make so we can't?
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62246 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:03 pm to
This is a really stupid idea.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4075 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:04 pm to
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accepting humanity’s duty to restore Earth to a healthier state.


They have no clue what brought the last ice age to a screeching halt and eradicated 95% of the megafauna upon the surface of the planet, I’m a believer in the Randall Carlson theory of a massive comet impact upon the North American ice sheet. But wrong or right, the Earth and nature decided a healthier state was the flora and fauna that presently exists today.


Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1940 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:08 pm to
Interesting. Something caused the rapid warming and it wasn't the clovis cultures campfires lol.
Posted by ImaObserver
Member since Aug 2019
2444 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:12 pm to
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Bring back Elvis.


Why? Do you have a child that needs to learn first hand about perversion?
Posted by Hodag
Northwoods
Member since Sep 2024
1083 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:12 pm to
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Wait until they do mammoths


I read a pretty entertaining book about this a few months ago. Extinction by Douglas Preston.

Company exactly like one in OP brings back a bunch of extinct species including Wooly Mammoths and put them all on preserve in Colorado for rich people to visit. Hilarity and death ensues.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
10130 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:15 pm to
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Meet Romulus and Remus


That reminds me of the time Bill Clinton spoke in Rome and thought Romulus and Remus were real people.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92021 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:16 pm to
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I’m sure a healthy population of 7 foot long wolves in the Rocky Mountain range would be great for the current ecosystem.



And they will 'accidentally' release it
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26494 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:16 pm to
Bad idea...
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
2182 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:17 pm to
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quote:
They weren't much bigger than gray wolves. And humans very well could have played a part in their extinction.


Humans being blamed for 80 percent of large mammals going extinct in north america10-20 thousand years ago is laughable.

I don't remember placing that blame.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
45635 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 12:17 pm to
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Now cross the Dire Wolf with a poodle: Dire-a-doodles


Cross it with an erection and get a direction







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