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The Devils Lettuce

Posted on 3/5/19 at 11:09 pm
Posted by Tigas96
Member since Mar 2019
241 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 11:09 pm
I have seen many people posting about smoking the devils lettuce. Companies do not give out hair test anymore? I know most of these are college kids but I would think internships would drug test them.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 11:10 pm to
Shut up, grandma.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
44393 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 11:11 pm to
Who’s shitty alter?
This post was edited on 3/5/19 at 11:12 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52778 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 11:12 pm to
I get hair tested every six months with my job. Well it's actually my probation but it's basically a job
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 11:13 pm to
I've been drinking the Devil's water all night.

Taste like heaven, Burns live Hell!
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 11:17 pm to

This is why is shave my pubes.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:28 am to
I wish I could blow smoke in your face.


And a load.
Posted by kale
Around
Member since Feb 2017
1254 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:37 am to
Devils water>>>>>> devils lettuce all the time
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53647 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:38 am to
You don’t get drug-tested at professional jobs like you do at blue-collar and nominally-paying jobs.
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:51 am to
Employees may get drug tested. Employers dont.
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:29 am to
Very few plants even hair test. Only those straight edge alcoholic baws get those jobs
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 2:13 am to
I got hair tested for an engineering job recently
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 5:37 am to
quote:

Member since Mar 2019 3 posts


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"The Devils Lettuce".

Well, once upon a time in Seventeen Seventy-Six Thomas Jefferson signed his name on a piece of marijuana

And this document was a symbol of freedom And of liberty, at least for the rich white gentry

And time marched along, this plant that I referred to Has been used for everything from medicine to the American flag

And now it seems to me that somewhere along the way Things got messed up, yeah, messed up

For marijuana A gift of God to my brothers and me Oh, marijuana The government wants to test me when I pee

Well, some say a conspiracy, the petrol, chemical and pulp paper Industries combined to kill the competition

Government hysteria, monopoly And conflict of interest with total impunity, yeah

So if you don't buy the conspiracy, just look at the reality That your tax dollars go to spray poison on the fields of a farmer in South America

And as an added bonus, your neighbor might be the proud recipient Of that poison weed

Oh, marijuana The government wants to test me when I pee

Oh, marijuana A gift of God to my brothers and me Oh, marijuana You can't legislate your own morality Oh, marijuana The government wants to test me when I pee

Free from madness, chronic sadness What is the half-life of bad propaganda

The policies fail, denied bail You made him a demon, now pay for his trip to prison

Hard to promote the status quo But what is the shelf life of bad legislation

The hypocrite smirks, it's a moral disgrace As he reads from the law that was written About the same time that he had his last original thoughts

Men said he was dying and the nausea and the pain Left him wasting away and unable to keep a meal down

So he tried everything prescription could obtain But to no avail, the side effects were worse than the pain

So now he breaks the law to use the one thing that seems To help him out, but the people say, oh he's just gettin' high

But not to change the subject, but didn't you ever wonder why Gettin' high's a crime, yeah, a crime

For marijuana A gift of God to my brothers and me Oh, marijuana The government wants to test me when I pee Oh, marijuana The government wants to test me when I pee Oh, marijuana The government wants to test me when I pee
This post was edited on 3/6/19 at 6:09 am
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 5:45 am to
You probably ought to read the Jimmy Swaggart thread again before you tune into that televangelist again Grandma.
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 5:51 am to
quote:

I have seen many people posting about smoking the devils lettuce. Companies do not give out hair test anymore? I know most of these are college kids but I would think internships would drug test them.
frick you cuck.

I got a good job and we don't drug test. It is obvious from my work that cannabis does not affect my job performance and if anything it makes me better at my job. My coworkers are constantly amazed by how creative I am and can come up with solutions to problems that they can't. In fact the owner of the company knows that I smoke cannabis, although he doesn't know how much.
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 5:55 am to
Also at one previous job they picked at random to drug test everyone who's last name began with the letter "C". It was a big group of people and I think only like 2 people or so passed the drug test. They had vans come in and round everyone up and take them to the drug test. At the end of it, they found a baggie of weed that someone left in the van. Also, no one got fired or in trouble for failing the drug tests. The owner's son said that they only do that for insurance reasons, to say that they do drug test their employees.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11328 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 5:57 am to
Weed is terrible. Lots of downvotes, but stuff makes you smell like a Skunk and eat everything in sight
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42714 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 5:59 am to
quote:

Who’s shitty alter?


The OP or the numerous “new” posters basically advertising starting dispensaries?
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 6:00 am to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42714 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 6:01 am to
quote:

if anything it makes me better at my job


Bull shite. I call total bull shite
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