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The Cat in the Hat is a lot better with cocaine and Applebee’s
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:26 pm
quote:
A 24-year-old Applebee’s bartender was arrested Wednesday after police found what appears to be cocaine and a straw on a Dr. Seuss book in her bedroom.
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:27 pm to arseinclarse
That's a woman that knows how to party
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:27 pm to JetsetNuggs
They should run a $20 special. One cocktail, one entree, one bump.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:29 pm to arseinclarse
I bet her kids are doing great
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:30 pm to arseinclarse
I sat there with Sally
We sat there we two
and said how I wish we had something to do
We sat there we two
and said how I wish we had something to do
quote:
police found what appears to be cocaine and a straw
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:30 pm to arseinclarse
She absolutely knows how to have a fun time
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:30 pm to arseinclarse
One toot,
Two toot,
Old toot,
New toot
I will do coke right off the glass,
I’ll do coke off a strippers arse,
I’ll do it in the bathroom stall,
Or at the tailgate in the fall,
I’ll buy it by the ball or gram,
I’ll buy it from you Sam I Am,
In a truck, or in a train,
Or in a tent, in case it rains,
I’ll do it here, I’ll do it there,
I will do cocaine anywhere,
On a plane, or at a bar,
In a camper, in a car,
I’ll do it off a dinner plate,
Please answer Sam, is it too late?
The afternoon, or late at night,
I’ll do it through the morning light,
Through straw or hundred dollar bill,
I’ll do it Sam, I Will, I WILL!
I’ll chop it up with credit card,
Or razor blade if it’s too hard,
Right out the bag, or off a key,
I’ll take a toot on live TV!
Off the counter, off a phone,
At the club, or someone’s home,
I’ll do cocaine, until I’m numb,
I’m calling Sam, I hope he’ll come!
I’ll do cocaine, I like the drip,
Or at the club, before I strip,
Before my shift at Applebee’s,
I’ll do coke on a book you see!
I’ll do cocaine, by boof or line,
I like it, like it, all the time!
After last call, I’ll need a gram,
I will do Coke with Sam I Am!
Two toot,
Old toot,
New toot
I will do coke right off the glass,
I’ll do coke off a strippers arse,
I’ll do it in the bathroom stall,
Or at the tailgate in the fall,
I’ll buy it by the ball or gram,
I’ll buy it from you Sam I Am,
In a truck, or in a train,
Or in a tent, in case it rains,
I’ll do it here, I’ll do it there,
I will do cocaine anywhere,
On a plane, or at a bar,
In a camper, in a car,
I’ll do it off a dinner plate,
Please answer Sam, is it too late?
The afternoon, or late at night,
I’ll do it through the morning light,
Through straw or hundred dollar bill,
I’ll do it Sam, I Will, I WILL!
I’ll chop it up with credit card,
Or razor blade if it’s too hard,
Right out the bag, or off a key,
I’ll take a toot on live TV!
Off the counter, off a phone,
At the club, or someone’s home,
I’ll do cocaine, until I’m numb,
I’m calling Sam, I hope he’ll come!
I’ll do cocaine, I like the drip,
Or at the club, before I strip,
Before my shift at Applebee’s,
I’ll do coke on a book you see!
I’ll do cocaine, by boof or line,
I like it, like it, all the time!
After last call, I’ll need a gram,
I will do Coke with Sam I Am!
This post was edited on 4/10/21 at 10:32 pm
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:31 pm to Muthsera
Looks like coke is doing her body well
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
She's no stunner, but worth a romp or two. 6.8/10
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:37 pm to arseinclarse
Thats upper right quadrant on the crazy hot matrix
Hell yes
Hell yes
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:38 pm to arseinclarse
I must post in this place
She has a butterface
She has a butterface
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