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The Cat in the Hat is a lot better with cocaine and Applebee’s

Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:26 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:26 pm


quote:

A 24-year-old Applebee’s bartender was arrested Wednesday after police found what appears to be cocaine and a straw on a Dr. Seuss book in her bedroom.


LINK
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13929 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:26 pm to
Absolutely
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55480 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:27 pm to
IWBCUHA
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
7795 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:27 pm to
That's a woman that knows how to party
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:27 pm to
They should run a $20 special. One cocktail, one entree, one bump.
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2263 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:29 pm to
I bet her kids are doing great
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18286 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:30 pm to
I sat there with Sally
We sat there we two
and said how I wish we had something to do

quote:

police found what appears to be cocaine and a straw
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145169 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:30 pm to
She absolutely knows how to have a fun time
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124270 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:30 pm to
One toot,
Two toot,
Old toot,
New toot

I will do coke right off the glass,
I’ll do coke off a strippers arse,
I’ll do it in the bathroom stall,
Or at the tailgate in the fall,
I’ll buy it by the ball or gram,
I’ll buy it from you Sam I Am,

In a truck, or in a train,
Or in a tent, in case it rains,
I’ll do it here, I’ll do it there,
I will do cocaine anywhere,

On a plane, or at a bar,
In a camper, in a car,
I’ll do it off a dinner plate,
Please answer Sam, is it too late?

The afternoon, or late at night,
I’ll do it through the morning light,
Through straw or hundred dollar bill,
I’ll do it Sam, I Will, I WILL!

I’ll chop it up with credit card,
Or razor blade if it’s too hard,
Right out the bag, or off a key,
I’ll take a toot on live TV!



Off the counter, off a phone,
At the club, or someone’s home,
I’ll do cocaine, until I’m numb,
I’m calling Sam, I hope he’ll come!

I’ll do cocaine, I like the drip,
Or at the club, before I strip,
Before my shift at Applebee’s,
I’ll do coke on a book you see!

I’ll do cocaine, by boof or line,
I like it, like it, all the time!
After last call, I’ll need a gram,
I will do Coke with Sam I Am!



This post was edited on 4/10/21 at 10:32 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:31 pm to
Looks like coke is doing her body well
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36059 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:34 pm to
Her Instagram LINK
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55480 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:36 pm to
She's no stunner, but worth a romp or two. 6.8/10
Posted by DomincDecoco
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Member since Oct 2018
10879 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:37 pm to
Thats upper right quadrant on the crazy hot matrix

Hell yes
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25713 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62795 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:38 pm to
I must post in this place
She has a butterface
Posted by DomincDecoco
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Member since Oct 2018
10879 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 8:39 pm to


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