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re: The best way to get out of jury duty?
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:26 pm to BigOrangeBri
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:26 pm to BigOrangeBri
Go get some henna tattoos on your face and neck a day or 2 before your summons.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:37 pm to BigOrangeBri
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The government and justice system that I think are criminal and a joke have summoned me to appear
A big part of the reason the justice system is viewed negatively is because of bad jury verdicts. Jury verdicts are bad because people like you instantly start trying to get out of jury duty when they get a summons.
This post was edited on 7/5/22 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:55 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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big part of the reason the justice system is viewed negatively is because of bad jury verdicts.
I can promise you that jury verdicts aren’t the reason I feel that way
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:58 pm to BigOrangeBri
Kind of extreme, but croak. Nothing they can do about that.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:04 pm to SmelvinRat
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This post was edited on 7/5/22 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:05 pm to BigOrangeBri
I get called twice a year or so. My wife and 2 girls (no pics) were bragging they have never been called. Within 2 weeks all 3 were summoned.
Tell me Alexa isn’t listening…..
Tell me Alexa isn’t listening…..
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:06 pm to BigOrangeBri
Wear a "Kill all 'em all, let God sort it out" Tshirt.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:06 pm to BigOrangeBri
Say that you tested positive for covid.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:07 pm to Byron Bojangles III
I’ve been picked 2-3 times, call night before and then they say I don’t have to show. Same with a subpoena I got as a expert witness for a civil case. Never had to actually show up.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:08 pm to BigOrangeBri
If it's a murder trial, ask if the death penalty is on the table. Defense team will cut you every time.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:12 pm to tonydtigr
Decent people don’t wear caps in a courtroom
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:15 pm to BigOrangeBri
This was years ago but someone I know, SAID.. and I believe them, I am just saying I didn't actually witness it.. but they said they made it to the 2nd day and then just raised their hand and told them "I do not care about this case. I don't care who is guilty or innocent, I am just being honest, but my decisions will be made on whatever gets this trial over with, if I am selected" and the judge said "jury _ may be excused". So if you truly don't care, tell them.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 9:13 pm to BigOrangeBri
Doctors note saying you are caregiver to chronically Ill person or suffer from mental illness
Posted on 7/5/22 at 9:22 pm to BigOrangeBri
Tell the judge you believe in jury nullification and you will be out of the courtroom in 5 minutes.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 9:30 pm to NYNolaguy1
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Tell the judge you believe in jury nullification and you will be out of the courtroom in 5 minutes.
Jury Nullification SHOULD be allowed.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 9:31 pm to BigOrangeBri
Commit a felony and you''ll never have jury duty again. Easy peezy
Posted on 7/5/22 at 9:35 pm to Warfox
quote:I recently have come to the conclusion the public interest for conviction should be an element of every crime. In other words making the prosecution convince the jury that this conviction will benefit society.
Jury Nullification SHOULD be allowed.
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