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re: The best sayings I got from my father
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:14 pm to Purplehaze
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:14 pm to Purplehaze
Now that you are going to college, I expect you to LEARN, and don't let those textbooks and classes get in your way!
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Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:15 pm to Purplehaze
You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up faster…
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:16 pm to Purplehaze
This too shall pass
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:18 pm to Purplehaze
He also said, "Get away from that wheelbarrow; you don't know nothin' 'bout no machinery!". (Actually, that was Brother Dave Garner.)
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:33 pm to Purplehaze
My grandmother (his mother-in-law) was a short lady. Dad asked her once, "how is your lawsuit against the City of Kinder going?" No one knew what he was talking about and then he said, "for building those sidewalks too close to your arse!"
Once we were older and got in his way when he was trying to do something, he'd hit us with a "I'm frickin this chicken, you just stand back and watch the feathers fly!"
He'd also tell us, "You can't make chicken salad from chicken shite."
Once we were older and got in his way when he was trying to do something, he'd hit us with a "I'm frickin this chicken, you just stand back and watch the feathers fly!"
He'd also tell us, "You can't make chicken salad from chicken shite."
This post was edited on 7/24/25 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:35 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
"There's 10 bad SOB's in this town... and 9 of em call me sir."
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:36 pm to Purplehaze
Don't sweat the petty stuff
Just pet the sweaty stuff.
Just pet the sweaty stuff.
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:40 pm to Purplehaze
Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.
Keeping a $100 bill on you at all times: It’s better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
Keeping a $100 bill on you at all times: It’s better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
This post was edited on 7/24/25 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:44 pm to Purplehaze
If your father is poor it's not your fault. If your father in law is poor, it is.
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:49 pm to Purplehaze
Watch what you tell people.
Posted on 7/24/25 at 3:57 pm to Purplehaze
If you are going to play in the mud you gotta pay the muddy piper.
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:05 pm to Purplehaze
Talking about being somewhere on time, “Don’t sweat the stop lights.”
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:08 pm to Purplehaze
My property won't be worth spit in a bucket.
She could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.
Do the job right the first time.
If you borrow something, return it in better shape than when you got it.
Asked me when I first started dating my wife, with that classic shite-eating grin on his face, if she had a red bush.
I miss that man every day. He passed in June of 18. ::
She could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.
Do the job right the first time.
If you borrow something, return it in better shape than when you got it.
Asked me when I first started dating my wife, with that classic shite-eating grin on his face, if she had a red bush.
I miss that man every day. He passed in June of 18. ::
This post was edited on 7/24/25 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:08 pm to Purplehaze
Father to daughter. Getting home 5 minutes late from a date~
“I don’t care if they’re 16, 35 or 65. Men are a bunch of hard dicks just looking for a piece of arse.”
lol. Thats stuck with me all my life. And he was right.
“I don’t care if they’re 16, 35 or 65. Men are a bunch of hard dicks just looking for a piece of arse.”
lol. Thats stuck with me all my life. And he was right.
This post was edited on 7/24/25 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:09 pm to Purplehaze
quote:’if you scared go to church’
The best sayings I got from my father
also mama told me never stop until I bust a nut, frick the world if they can’t adjust
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:10 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
SuperSaint
Did your dad tell you to stay off drugs?
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:13 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Anything your father told you went right over your head.
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:15 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
Anything your father told you went right over your head.
My dad died when I was 4 but your attempt at a joke is noted
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:26 pm to Purplehaze
Whenever I'd get upset about something as a kid and be a wreck, like breaking a favorite toy or losing a sporting event later on, he'd say "if that's the worst thing that ever happens to you, you're in pretty good shape"
Also another I say from him: "Manners make the man." I was well-trained with my manners and I have to say it has served me extremely well in life, both personally and professionally.
And I now say both to my kids.
Also another favorite: "Sure, but don't tell you mother. And if you do, I'll deny it"
Also another I say from him: "Manners make the man." I was well-trained with my manners and I have to say it has served me extremely well in life, both personally and professionally.
And I now say both to my kids.
Also another favorite: "Sure, but don't tell you mother. And if you do, I'll deny it"
This post was edited on 7/24/25 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:26 pm to Purplehaze
Hold the flashlight steady!
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