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re: The beach is like bacon...
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:24 pm to supadave3
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:24 pm to supadave3
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But it's so unhealthy for you and to me its not worth it
It's got natural fat and isn't all that bad if you have a couple of strips two or three times a week.
You make it sound like it's a doughnut or shitty starbucks sugar drink.
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:56 pm to supadave3
Sorry you're a disgusting blob, OP.
Also, beaches are way overrated. I prefer pools just off the beach. All the benefits with none of the negatives (sand, salt, man-eating sharks, etc...)
Also, beaches are way overrated. I prefer pools just off the beach. All the benefits with none of the negatives (sand, salt, man-eating sharks, etc...)
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:57 pm to Peazey
I love the beach. Relax, drink beer, if you get too hot jump in the water, throw a football or frisby around, listen to some tunes...what's not to like?
Bacon and I have a love-hate relationship. I love how it tastes but it's a bit too greasy for regular consumption.
Bacon and I have a love-hate relationship. I love how it tastes but it's a bit too greasy for regular consumption.
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:58 pm to Envy
People who hate bacon don't matter
And the only thing I don't like about the beach is having to lather on the sunscreen. My pale arse gets burned with the quickness (not a ginger or redhead, just too much German and Irish)
And the only thing I don't like about the beach is having to lather on the sunscreen. My pale arse gets burned with the quickness (not a ginger or redhead, just too much German and Irish)
This post was edited on 4/12/14 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 4/12/14 at 1:03 pm to Casty McBoozer
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I love the beach. Relax, drink beer, if you get too hot jump in the water, throw a football or frisby around, listen to some tunes...what's not to like?
Pfft. The Grandpa's in this thread can relax in their own home, while watching the History channel. They dont need the beach. So, get off their lawn!
Posted on 4/12/14 at 1:38 pm to Envy
People that don't like the beach or bacon are horrible people. So, you are a horrible person.
Posted on 4/12/14 at 2:22 pm to 12
I love bacon.
I love water and hate sand. But I like the beach bc of what comes with it. Drinks, BBQ, friends, etc!
I love water and hate sand. But I like the beach bc of what comes with it. Drinks, BBQ, friends, etc!
Posted on 4/12/14 at 2:31 pm to SG_Geaux
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If I want to lay around and relax I can do that at home for free, with all of my comforts around me.
Yep. There is nothing appealing at all about a beach except for the sound of the ocean, and my Driod can do that.
Salt water? Nope. Blazing sun? No. Sand in the crotch of your swim trunks? Hell no.
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:03 pm to Evolved Simian
You are a sad person.
The freedom of the sea calls to me, waves singing a siren song as they have for a million restless men before. Adventure, peril, the endless possibilities of foreign shores. Sand ground down from mountains tall into nothing more than tiny grains...the power of the ages exhibited so effortlessly.
If you can't appreciate the beauty in that...I don't know what to say.
The freedom of the sea calls to me, waves singing a siren song as they have for a million restless men before. Adventure, peril, the endless possibilities of foreign shores. Sand ground down from mountains tall into nothing more than tiny grains...the power of the ages exhibited so effortlessly.
If you can't appreciate the beauty in that...I don't know what to say.
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:13 pm to Envy
I don't know anybody who hates bacon.
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:14 pm to Envy
If I could only use one downvote on this site, then it was worthwhile spending on this post.
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:15 pm to supadave3
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But it's so unhealthy for you
psh
bacon cures hangovers and has electrolytes
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:15 pm to Evolved Simian
I love the feel and the smell of the saltwater.
I love basking in the warm embrace of the sun.
I love the powdery soft sand and the feel of it beneath me.
I love basking in the warm embrace of the sun.
I love the powdery soft sand and the feel of it beneath me.
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:19 pm to Archie Bengal Bunker
Where are you and what rental property is that?
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:20 pm to genro
I actually want to change my name to SAUSAGEisMEATcandy but Chicken won't let me
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:21 pm to BACONisMEATcandy
Because of this thread?
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