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Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58299 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:24 pm to
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But it's so unhealthy for you and to me its not worth it


It's got natural fat and isn't all that bad if you have a couple of strips two or three times a week.
You make it sound like it's a doughnut or shitty starbucks sugar drink.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11468 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Who hates bacon?
Posted by greystreettoker
work, most likely
Member since Apr 2011
3460 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:56 pm to
Sorry you're a disgusting blob, OP.

Also, beaches are way overrated. I prefer pools just off the beach. All the benefits with none of the negatives (sand, salt, man-eating sharks, etc...)
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:57 pm to
I love the beach. Relax, drink beer, if you get too hot jump in the water, throw a football or frisby around, listen to some tunes...what's not to like?

Bacon and I have a love-hate relationship. I love how it tastes but it's a bit too greasy for regular consumption.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28918 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 12:58 pm to
People who hate bacon don't matter

And the only thing I don't like about the beach is having to lather on the sunscreen. My pale arse gets burned with the quickness (not a ginger or redhead, just too much German and Irish)
This post was edited on 4/12/14 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15520 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 1:03 pm to
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I love the beach. Relax, drink beer, if you get too hot jump in the water, throw a football or frisby around, listen to some tunes...what's not to like?


Pfft. The Grandpa's in this thread can relax in their own home, while watching the History channel. They dont need the beach. So, get off their lawn!
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 1:25 pm to
I hate the OT.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18767 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 1:38 pm to
People that don't like the beach or bacon are horrible people. So, you are a horrible person.
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
9813 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 2:22 pm to
I love bacon.

I love water and hate sand. But I like the beach bc of what comes with it. Drinks, BBQ, friends, etc!
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20645 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 2:31 pm to
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If I want to lay around and relax I can do that at home for free, with all of my comforts around me.





Yep. There is nothing appealing at all about a beach except for the sound of the ocean, and my Driod can do that.

Salt water? Nope. Blazing sun? No. Sand in the crotch of your swim trunks? Hell no.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58299 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 2:33 pm to
So sad
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124657 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:03 pm to
You are a sad person.

The freedom of the sea calls to me, waves singing a siren song as they have for a million restless men before. Adventure, peril, the endless possibilities of foreign shores. Sand ground down from mountains tall into nothing more than tiny grains...the power of the ages exhibited so effortlessly.

If you can't appreciate the beauty in that...I don't know what to say.
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46644 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:12 pm to
downvote
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
80113 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:13 pm to
I don't know anybody who hates bacon.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31085 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:14 pm to
If I could only use one downvote on this site, then it was worthwhile spending on this post.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
424209 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:15 pm to
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But it's so unhealthy for you

psh

bacon cures hangovers and has electrolytes
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:15 pm to
I love the feel and the smell of the saltwater.
I love basking in the warm embrace of the sun.
I love the powdery soft sand and the feel of it beneath me.


Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:19 pm to
Where are you and what rental property is that?
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46644 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:20 pm to
I actually want to change my name to SAUSAGEisMEATcandy but Chicken won't let me
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 3:21 pm to
Because of this thread?
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