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Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:37 am
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:37 am
How are they so good at making quality food and furniture yet completely inept at haircuts? Currently at an Amish farm outside of Lancaster PA and I swear i havent seen a semi decent bowl cut on any of these guys. The bowl cut looks ridiculous but these things are at weird angles and such.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:38 am to
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How are they so good at making quality food and furniture yet completely inept at haircuts?



Because they get them from Men at Night.







I’ll show myself out
This post was edited on 12/17/18 at 7:50 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:40 am to
You’re posting here about other men’s haircuts.

Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42557 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:41 am to
I always felt they were overpriced
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71223 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:42 am to
They are nice people. Why does their haircuts bother you so much?
Posted by Del Devereaux
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Dec 2011
850 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:45 am to
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:45 am to
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i havent seen a semi decent bowl cut on any of these guys. The bowl cut looks ridiculous but these things are at weird angles and such.


Ha. I'm sure they just focus on cutting it out of their eyes. Ask them? Also ask them why it's their style of choice.

What are you doing there anyway? Run into the amish mafia folks?? Ha
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59443 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:50 am to
There's a small community right outside of College Station. I asked a guy one time and he told me that was their style. He then asked me why do some men spike their hair or let grow long in the back.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13510 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:51 am to
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Why does their haircuts bother you so much?


Just a general observation. Its sticks out like a sore thumb when talking to a guy that has a bowl cut that starts near the mid forehead by the left ear and works it's way down to the opposite temple. Didnt know if anyone here has family that's amish and could elaborate.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34995 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:52 am to
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He then asked me why do some men spike their hair or let grow long in the back.


I guess he doesn’t party.
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21671 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:52 am to
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I asked a guy one time and he told me that was their style. He then asked me why do some men spike their hair or let grow long in the back.


And then you pointed out that whole groups of people don't spike their hair or let it grow long in the back. Individuals do that. Then he looked dumbfounded for a moment before staggering off, having had his whole world turned upside down.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:57 am to
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completely inept at haircuts?

You know how are it is to do a good haircut with hedge clippers?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71223 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 8:00 am to
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Just a general observation. Its sticks out like a sore thumb when talking to a guy that has a bowl cut that starts near the mid forehead by the left ear and works it's way down to the opposite temple. Didnt know if anyone here has family that's amish and could elaborate.


I don't have family that is Amish, but live outside a large community here in Illinois. One of my first jobs was working at a Amish restaurant. They bought our old grade school (Was K-2, I was the last class in that school, before moving to the new elementary school) and had all of their products in the classrooms and had a buffet. (It did close down a few years back, but have Yoder's kitchen in their community. Good food)


Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 8:15 am to
Because the Amish believe it is sinful to be flashy or draw attention to yourself so uniformity in dress and grooming is standard
Posted by CivilTiger83
Member since Dec 2017
2525 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 8:15 am to
I have some old Amish roots...

As far as haircuts, I am sure it is all done manually by scissors by whatever relative fancies themselves a barber. They probably cut them pretty infrequently. For them, being super well groomed is probably a sign to them of being "worldly".

Every Amish order is different in how they apply their rules and how strict they are. The local bishop makes most of those calls. Things like how plain their clothes are varies from one group to the next. Some allow Rumspringa and some don't. Most don't use electricity, but they will use a diesel powered generator with an air compressor to operate their workshop tools. Some allow for certain kinds of tractors, but the tires have to be steel, and others only use horses with a plow.

The speak Pennsylvania Dutch, which is a form of German. Most of their roots are Swiss-German, and they originated from pacifist Anabaptist movements in Europe in the 1500s.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13147 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 8:20 am to
Because they don't care how their haircut looks.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20355 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 8:33 am to
People make fun of the Amish but I bet the crime rate within their communities is damn near non existent.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71223 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 8:43 am to
They have their run ins with law enforcement, not much, but there are a few bad apples. Nothing like the TV show Anish mafia, that doesn't exist. Parties and alcohol mostly. The real crime is people disrupting thier communities and driving like assholes. We went out to a wild animal park the other night and had a few kids dart across the road when it was pitch black.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 9:16 am to
Don’t they wear hats anyway?
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20355 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:49 am to
So that TV show is just complete BS. That’s what I thought .
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