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re: The 10 most embarrassing cars

Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:51 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:51 am to
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I hate the idea of even classifying shite as beta/alpha


If anything makes the distinction between alpha and beta, it's not something you purchase.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:53 am to
I was driving 200 miles a day and filling up everyday. Needed something with better MPG.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:53 am to
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If anything makes the distinction between alpha and beta, it's not something you purchase.

Technically speaking that's not true. Take for instance a man who purchases another man to have sex with his wife.

Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:54 am to
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All I am asking is point to my post where I said I was an alpha or said any vehicle not mine is beta (besides the minivan)


You specifically asked for downvotes.

quote:

Will never be a beta bitch and own a minivan. 


#preparedfordownvotingbetabitches
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8752 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:54 am to
Speaking of vans, this was my first vehicle. Was a hand me down. As a 15 year old, I had no cares in the world driving this beast. Seems like I took it to the self wash twice a week. Haha




Sometimes I miss the simpler times.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:54 am to
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Technically speaking that's not true. Take for instance a man who purchases another man to have sex with his wife.


While that's not incorrect, you came up with that example way too fast....
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:57 am to
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So....embarrassing?


The list is comical. Even a minivan was only considered embarrassing by 23% of people interviewed. The #1 model was considered embarrassing by 29% of people.

So most drivers don't consider the "most embarrassing model in the world" to even be embarrassing. Go figure.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:57 am to
Never at any point did I state that any other vehicle besides mine were beta (minus minivan drivers) period.

Interpret as you may.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53816 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:57 am to
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So what if you can't last longer than 3 1/2 minutes 

Subtle 4 minute brag
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:58 am to
I'm just explaining to you why people got on your shite. As others have said, you came in piping hot.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 10:58 am to
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Technically speaking that's not true. Take for instance a man who purchases another man to have sex with his wife.


The purchase doesn't make him a beta. He was beta long before that.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:00 am to
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Males with confidence and self-esteem issues tend to express their weakness by turning their mode of transportation into their own personal masot/power animal.
My (proverbial) dick is too big for me to care about what a weak bitch thinks of my minivan


This.

I'd rock the shite out of a minivan if I had one. Those things are sweet. I'm actually a little embarrassed to drive my "monster truck" because I think people will think I'm a douche or have misplaced priorities. Unlike most, my monster truck is an actual work truck and it's ground clearance and mud tires have been needed on numerous occasions.

Best chuckles are had when you see the lifted pickup trucks on giant mud tires.......with 2wd.



A stock Subaru can go more places than you. I've seen $50,000, 2wd, baw-trucks defeated by wet suburban lawns.

Dumbasses.
This post was edited on 8/7/18 at 11:02 am
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Technically speaking that's not true. Take for instance a man who purchases another man to have sex with his wife.


That’s a symptom of being beta, not the reason why he’s a beta.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52875 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:02 am to
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The list is comical. Even a minivan was only considered embarrassing by 23% of people interviewed. The #1 model was considered embarrassing by 29% of people.

I was wondering why Pecker completely skipped over "inexpensive compacts" which held the #1 spot. Guess we know what he drives now
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:02 am to
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7. Lincoln Town Car

No car says "I'm older than your grandfather" than a Lincoln Town Car...if you're under the age of 44, nearly one in five drivers would rather hide.
I'm 60 and I'd rather hide. I've never seen one of these on the road that was not being driven by an old person.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:02 am to
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Best chuckles are had when you see the lifted pickup trucks on giant mud tires.......with 2wd.



Dumbasses.


I can see in the southeast, but out west 2wd lifted trucks work in a lot of areas

Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:03 am to
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The purchase doesn't make him a beta. He was beta long before that.


It's the manifestation of his betaness.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

A stock Subaru can go more places than you


Very practical. I dig em.

Generally alphas don't give a shite if betas are judging them based on vehicle.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

I was wondering why Pecker completely skipped over "inexpensive compacts" which held the #1 spot. Guess we know what he drives now



My ride

Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5173 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 11:10 am to
My son had that same van. We painted a big blue wave on the side and put a bobble head hula girl on the dash board so he could save face.
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