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That Erection You Don’t Want

Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:30 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:30 pm
Everyone’s had the surprise stiffie that was triggered by absolutely nothing sexual.


How do you baws deal with the unwanted flagpole in your pants. Especially when you’re in a location that you shouldn’t be sporting one. Like a library, or a public pool.

Asking for me
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16174 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:33 pm to
I am almost 50.

There is no such thing as an erection that I don’t want.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76176 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:37 pm to
Those boners in the high school shower were such a nuisance bc I went to an all-boys HS.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:41 pm to
I mostly have erections that my wife does not want.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:43 pm to
Who would even notice in library?

I surmise that the very idea of getting boner in public place is arousing for you.

Your mind is never "off".

Examine your feelings about erection in pool.

Are you not turned on by being "available" for all those females?

Get in touch with your feelings next time. You've got some work to do.

Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13142 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:44 pm to
When I was in hs my biggest fear was having to stand in front of the class.
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
5081 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

There is no such thing as an erection that I don’t want.


Almost 60 here and I'm learning to never waste a boner and never trust a fart
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22396 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:46 pm to
Texas tuck baw
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

How do you baws deal with the unwanted flagpole in your pants.

Find an OT 8 and waive the flag at them.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155391 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:48 pm to
Every time i get up to piss at 4am.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98470 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

I am almost 50.

There is no such thing as an erection that I don’t want


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Every time i get up to piss at 4am.



A that point I just go piss in the shower. There’s no comfortable way to piss in the toilet with a boner
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Almost 60 here and I'm learning to never waste a boner and never trust a fart

and never pass up an opportunity to pee
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48357 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Every time i get up to piss at 4am.

2-4am is about my early morning pee time too. I can't make it through the night anymore
Posted by Houma Sapien
up the bayou
Member since Jul 2013
1688 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

How do you baws deal with the unwanted flagpole in your pants. 


quote:

...my early morning pee time too. I can't make it through the night anymore


Glad I'm not old or young. Yall are gross.
This post was edited on 8/11/18 at 5:10 pm
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15016 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

I am almost 50. There is no such thing as an erection that I don’t want.


Wait till your 65.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:13 pm to
quote:


2-4am is about my early morning pee time too. I can't make it through the night anymore



3:25 am like clockwork, so frustrating. By the time I pee, chug the rest of the water in my cup and get back to sleep it’s time to wake up
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:21 pm to
Random 7th grade boners during English class.
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