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Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:04 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:04 pm to
My dad asked me to kill him.

He is the caretaker of my dementia mom and said he told his doctor he would kill himself if he ever got that bad. His doctor said it wouldnt be possible because you wouldnt even know you owned a gun, wouldnt know how to operate it, etc.

So my dad began telling me where his pp7 is hidden and where the bullets were.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:08 pm to
Bunyan can kiss his fat uncles winning the thread goodbye.
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 5:10 pm
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:20 pm to
Well... would you?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:25 pm to
When/if the time comes, I will consult with OT because this is the right place for such questions.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:25 pm to

Welp, I guess I can chime in which isn't very often in terms of bad holiday moments.

Youngest niece just got the courage to inform my mother she isn't invited to her med school graduation at UMiami in May. Apparently they are only allotted 5 seats per and she said the 5th seat would go to a college friend. Could have heard a pin drop when mom rose from the table and quietly sobbed to her bedroom. She already has the plane ticket, hotel etc booked.

Oldest sis is also quite steamed at niece now. Deciding if I want to troll this sitch for some good anger or just let it play itself out.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:29 pm to
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Youngest niece just got the courage to inform my mother she isn't invited

Did she invite the other grandma?

ETA: I would also expect an adult to understand that not everyone can be invited.
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 5:30 pm
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:31 pm to
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Oldest sis is also quite steamed at niece now. Deciding if I want to troll this sitch for some good anger or just let it play itself out.


Troll [OFF] [ON]

You
Deeprig
Bunyan - his fat arse uncles better start fighting over the last pc of pecan pie really soon.
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 5:34 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:32 pm to

Invited her back in August when all the final dates played out. This was a change to the list I guess you might say. Huge slap in the face to the Matriarch. It's only 5:30... :poursvodka:
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3780 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

My dad asked me to kill him. 

He is the caretaker of my dementia mom and said he told his doctor he would kill himself if he ever got that bad. His doctor said it wouldnt be possible because you wouldnt even know you owned a gun, wouldnt know how to operate it, etc. 

So my dad began telling me where his pp7 is hidden and where the bullets were.


Holy shite!!!!
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:43 pm to
Ah, that changes it.

If she invited her and then rescinded the invitation then that's just a bitche move.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46116 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:48 pm to
Dang. I don’t have anything good to say. My sister is at her FIL’s. It’ll be FIL and bus wife, MIL and her boyfriend, my sister BIL and niece. The MIL and FIL start drinking and try to outdo and one-up each other. It always makes for an uncomfortable time.

Last year FIL got so drunk at our house at Christmas he fell down in the den...twice. My sister no longer hosts holiday dinners.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

NoHoTiger


How's about you and I just go take that nap? Maybe some stuffing and pie...
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46116 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:52 pm to
Sounds good to me. I’d like to have at least SOMETHING to talk about. I’m boring as hell.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:58 pm to
It will make a good story providing that you can pad out a 30 second Blitz, which includes the eating, into a five-minute affair.

Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46116 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:59 pm to
Sure, why not? I like a challenge. Just tasted the pumpkin pie. I did a damn fine job on it if I do say so.

Cheering for the Cowboys today, even though I can’t stand them, in honor of my mom. She was a huge Cowboys fan. Looks like she’s giving them some help from up above.
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 6:01 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:01 pm to
The pillow talk will be scintillating...

Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46116 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:02 pm to
or, you know, non-existent. I like to sleep through my naps.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5448 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

Two lesbians kissed


My 14 y.o. daughter saw that on tv and changed the channel and said, "welp, dad, add NBC to the no-go list".

My 5 y.o daughter saw it as well, and said, "that's weird". I tried to explain there are some real freaks in the world....
Posted by FortyCreek
Member since Mar 2016
79 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:10 pm to
Damn dude. Demntia is tough. My maw maw had it and it’s one of the hardest things to see a loved one go through that. Still miss her like crazy.

On a lighter note, I hosted thanksgiving this year and everyone is gone now. About to switch to whiskey so I’m good and primed for the saints game tonight.
Posted by Bunyan
He/Him
Member since Oct 2016
20931 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Bunyan can kiss his fat uncles winning the thread goodbye.

Drinking game just started. Stay tuned
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