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re: Texas tells Florida "hold my beer"

Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:18 am to
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11098 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:18 am to
I get the feeling she has threatened to kill him daily for a long time.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17535 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 5:12 am to
If that was my slam piece, I’d have taken the steak knife to the chest willingly.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9293 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 6:00 am to
IWNHI
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 6:15 am to
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Texas tells Florida "hold my beer"


Please, this is a daily occurance in Florida. Find me a Chuck E Cheese brawl and then get back to me.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29717 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 6:31 am to
quote:

If that was my slam piece, I’d have taken the steak knife to the chest willingly.


Yep. The following quote from Winston Churchill comes to mind:

quote:

Lady Astor: “If I were married to you, I’d put poison in your coffee.”

Churchill: “If I were married to you, I’d drink it.”
Posted by Tweet Tweet Birdies
Golf Course
Member since Jun 2018
259 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 6:39 am to



Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96824 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 6:47 am to
quote:

Is she freon bail?


#winner
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 7:02 am to
Must be part of the Bush dynasty that stayed out of politics.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9752 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 7:06 am to
Bet she’s got a 38” waist
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72101 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 7:09 am to
She looks rough for 61 much less 41
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 7:38 am to
That pic needs a "no fricks given"
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31616 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 7:53 am to
Can you be any more white trash than that picture?

I don't think so.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17443 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Is she freon bail?


Puns about air conditioning?

I have never been a fan.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11621 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:12 am to
This is from 2011 on her Facebook. I love the caption.

Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26379 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:17 am to
"See More"

I think we have probably seen enough.
What is that hanging from the ceiling?
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 8:19 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11621 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:23 am to
I can’t tell a beanie baby?

How does one splatter grease (?) that high on the ceiling?
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 8:24 am
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26379 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:27 am to
Wondering the same thing. I can be a messy cook, but that takes it to a whole different level.
The only sticker missing from that fridge is a hazmat label.
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 8:30 am
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:34 am to
Bet he's glad it wasn't a pairing knife.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:35 am to
quote:

Monica Kay Bush, of Pollok, but born in Panama City, FL, is still being held in the Angelina County Jail on a second-degree felony aggravated assault of a family member or housemate with a deadly weapon. Her bond amount has been set at $10,000.


Florida man strikes again via Texas.

Texas is not amused
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74763 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Is she freon bail?
:boratverynice:

The Germans had the correct solution-

Put her in the cooler.
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