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re: Texas pastor files lawsuit over Whole Foods cake containing homo slur

Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:35 pm to
Hijack:

My buddy's name is "Coon." Everyone calls him that. His employees, his mom, neighbors, friends, etc.

Coon is a middle aged white male. I wanted to get this written on a cake recently, but the little lady kicked me at the Rouses.

When asked again what I wanted written, I told them to forget about it b/c I didn't know Coon's birth given name.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:43 pm to
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b/c I didn't know Coon's birth given name.


Mark?
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:44 pm to
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“My client doesn’t have blue icing in his house. This is not a hoax.


Yes, Whole Foods is the sole license holder in Austin, Texas for blue frosting, which is a tightly controlled, highly regulated resource overseen by the federal government. There's no way this man could have obtained blue frosting on his own. Much less mastered the highly technical frosting application process, which is a trade that requires a doctorate and a 6 year internship in order to become fully certified.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 2:48 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73270 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:45 pm to
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I know that store well.


I'm jealous of Austin grocery stores, that Whole Foods and the origianl HEB Central Market are outstanding. I remeber being younger and shopping at the old WF and CM.
Rouse's has stepped their game up, my new store is one of the good ones (there are three levels of their stores)
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35315 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:45 pm to
No
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:46 pm to
I bought my house where it is based on two factors: the schools (should we ever have kids, but also value appreciation) and proximity to Central Market on Lamar. I like to cook, a lot.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
176267 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:47 pm to
well we have a coon conflict. tell your coon he's not the real coon.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133650 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Yes, Whole Foods is the sole license holder in Austin, Texas for blue frosting, which is a tightly controlled, highly regulated resource overseen by the federal government. There's no way this man could have obtained blue frosting on his own. Much less mastered the highly technical frosting application process, which is a trade that requires a doctorate and a 6 year internship in order to become fully certified.


As a terrorist, my cell has done extensive research and found that such a volatile substance and method of delivery can be achieved with simple household chemicals and tools.

The SJWs will probably come for me for revealing such horrible secrets, but I do not care.


Aloha Snackbar!








Our reign of terror shall never cease
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33851 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 2:54 pm to
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proximity to Central Market on Lamar.


N Lamar or S?

because if you mean N Lamar, that area is fantastic, but I hate that intersection with a passion
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:09 pm to
IWEI
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298305 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:11 pm to
quote:


Our reign of terror shall never cease



At least it wasn't chalk. My god, we don't need another chalk incident. Not sure we have enough therapist to cover that.
Posted by TigerCub
Team Boxtard
Member since May 2006
22261 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:11 pm to
This is pretty much obviously fake. And I hate to see it because it diminishes claims of when things like this actually happen.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:12 pm to
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because it diminishes claims of when things like this actually happen.

every other year or so
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40606 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:21 pm to
Well, this is my first time hearing about Central Market, or first time that it stuck, but the southern one is under 10 minutes from my house so I got to check it out.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33851 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:28 pm to
yeah, you're super close to that one

I like Central Market more than WF overall, plus they strangely have some of the best kolaches in town.

except it's so difficult to navigate inside the store. It's like an IKEA
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:28 pm to
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N Lamar or S? because if you mean N Lamar, that area is fantastic, but I hate that intersection with a passion


N Lamar.

That intersection does suck... but I avoid it. I work my way through the neighborhood to Medial Pkwy, go N on Medical to 40th or whatever that is by the Ferrari dealership, and that's the road that goes across Lamar straight into the main entrance to that Central Market.

The secret to leaving that Central Market and going either S or W is to go through the parking lot, past the heart hospital, and exiting at the heart hospital's entrance onto 38th. That way you do Central Market's stoplight controlled exit, which backs up.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

I like Central Market more than WF overall


Me too.

I buy staples like flour, sugar, chicken stock, milk, etc at Frat Randall's (the one by Kerbey Lane) because it mega close and typically cheaper if you have a membership card thing, but I get everything else at CM.

quote:

It's like an IKEA


So true! It even has random shortcuts between sections like an IKEA.

At least the RR IKEA is only one floor. The one in Houston is two stories. Oh, vey!
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 3:38 pm
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33851 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:34 pm to
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Medial Pkwy

Draught House
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:35 pm to
Yeah freakin gem, that place is. Just chillin back there all inconspicuous. Place is like something out of a fantasy novel.
Posted by Tiger n Austin
Austin, Tx
Member since Dec 2005
6801 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:36 pm to
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Doh...busted

ETA: Nevermind..was already mentioned.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 3:37 pm
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