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Tens of thousands possibly exposed to humps - I mean mumps - at Dallas cheerleader event

Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:16 pm
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:16 pm
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Texas health officials said tens of thousands of people from 39 states and nine countries that may have been exposed to mumps after an infected person attended the National Cheerleaders Association All-Star National Championship in Dallas. Texas Department of State Health Services sent letters to everyone who attended the competition, held Feb. 23 to 25, telling them to watch for signs of the illness, the health department's spokesperson told the Dallas News. So far, no one from Texas has developed the disease, but since it usually takes about 17 days for the symptoms to develop, it may only be a matter of time. The National Cheerleaders Association said in a tweet that the championship was attended by 23,000 athletes and 2,600 coaches.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71200 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:17 pm to
The mumps at night
Are big and bright

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9653 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:18 pm to
The only time anyone actually gives a frick about your daughter's cheerleading competition
This post was edited on 3/7/18 at 4:19 pm
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112945 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:20 pm to
shite, I went to a concert on 2/23, and a buddy of mine was staying at a hotel, and we hung out at the hotel before and after the show, and there was tons of cheerleader moms around the bar.


FML!!!!
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:23 pm to
God bless Texas with his own hands, brought down mumps from foreign lands.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

tons of cheerleader moms around the bar


You probably gave a few moms something worse than the mumps

Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

You probably gave a few moms something worse than the mumps

You're implying that multiple women would want to get with him. I'm not sure that's accurate.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112945 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

You're implying that multiple women would want to get with him. I'm not sure that's accurate.
At least I don't poop at parties!!!!
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

At least I don't poop at parties!!!!

Drinking makes me poop. When you gotta go you gotta go.
This post was edited on 3/7/18 at 4:35 pm
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2983 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 5:08 pm to
Vaccinate your fricking kids!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34812 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 5:22 pm to
I got the mumps in college, that shite sucks...
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78046 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

Vaccinate your fricking kids!

But that gives you autism.

It is why Scruffy doesn’t get flu shots. He went 30 years without catching autism. He won’t catch it now!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26236 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

The National Cheerleaders Association said in a tweet that the championship was attended by 23,000 athletes and 2,600 coaches.


Cheerleaders aren't athletes.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 5:36 pm to

My daughter is one of them. Going to miss her.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
40228 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 5:49 pm to
should have been vaccinated with MMR
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117275 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

Cheerleaders aren't athletes


The frick they aren't.
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