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re: Tell us about a messed up thing you inadvertently did to someone
Posted on 12/17/22 at 2:21 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 12/17/22 at 2:21 pm to TDsngumbo
Can you explain what this means? I’ve been staring at it trying to figure it out. Obviously other people get it.
ETA: “I don’t know his age but he worked as a mortician 25 years ago.”
Can someone explain this? I feel like I’m going crazy.
ETA: “I don’t know his age but he worked as a mortician 25 years ago.”
Can someone explain this? I feel like I’m going crazy.
This post was edited on 12/17/22 at 2:24 pm
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Posted on 12/17/22 at 2:52 pm to _Hurricane_
The men of my church took our kids camping one weekend. The next day we were all fishing from the bank when a game warden came up. Everything was fine, but the leader of the group wasn’t a fisherman and didn’t have as license. But he wasn’t fishing, just watching his kid fish. Well, his kid got his line hung up so his dad got his pole to help him get unhung.I said, jokeingly, “hey, I didn’t think you fished.” Well, the game warden didn’t think it was funny and walks over to our leader and proceeds to give him a lecture. I apologized profusely but things never were the same afterwards.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 3:53 pm to magildachunks
Several years ago I was at a party. Got really drunk and passed out. Woke up in the middle of the night and had to take a shite, but couldn’t find the bathroom. So I took my dump on a little set of shelves/rack in the kitchen. I high tailed it out of there. I hope someone else took the fall.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 4:54 pm to magildachunks
Slept with a 57 year old man last night.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 5:09 pm to tigergirl10
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Slept with a 57 year old man last night.
Really hung that one over the plate, Mort.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 6:45 pm to USMEagles
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This is exactly the story all the crayon-eating backwards parking people need to hear. You aren't Big Rig Butters and your Ram 1500 is not a "rig."
Why do you have a weird vendetta against people who reverse park?
It’s easier to park a truck (or even a midsize SUV) in reverse. It’s also safer, on average, because you have better visibility when you leave the spot.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 9:06 pm to lostinbr
Kind of 2. Also related.
One time I was helping a friend of my wife's from work move. We moved big stuff from the apartment, I felt the need to drop a deuce, so I go to do so. I'm in there and it's bad. I hear the lady tell me from the outside that the water is shut off, just FYI. Welp. I hope 1 flush does it. It doesn't. Not my problem, I get done and that's that.
4th grade, those desks with the hollow storage area beneath the seat. I feel like I can fart no problem, but it's loud as all get out. I blame it on the guy in front of me, I was the last person in the row of seats. He cried.
One time I was helping a friend of my wife's from work move. We moved big stuff from the apartment, I felt the need to drop a deuce, so I go to do so. I'm in there and it's bad. I hear the lady tell me from the outside that the water is shut off, just FYI. Welp. I hope 1 flush does it. It doesn't. Not my problem, I get done and that's that.
4th grade, those desks with the hollow storage area beneath the seat. I feel like I can fart no problem, but it's loud as all get out. I blame it on the guy in front of me, I was the last person in the row of seats. He cried.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 10:46 pm to calcotron
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4th grade, those desks with the hollow storage area beneath the seat. I feel like I can fart no problem, but it's loud as all get out. I blame it on the guy in front of me, I was the last person in the row of seats. He cried.
Reminds of an English Lit class frosh year at LSU, this kinda dorky dude randomly cut a medium loud one…panicked and tried turning and looking behind him to throw off the blame, but sitting behind him was a big funny black dude who responded “Yo man don’t EVEN try to blame shite that on me!” So the quiet awkward tension erupted in everyone laughing hard.
The fartor never returned to class.
Posted on 12/18/22 at 12:08 am to samson73103
Okay. Was crazy weekend in Destin FL with many people but 3 close bros, Bro B knew well and was a funny weirdo. Bros C and D didn’t know long or well but Grade A guys.
Partying and shite got wild and I ended up hooking up with this cute cool chick in the bathroom. After I told Bro B about it and he was weirdly like “no shite okay be right back” and I see them dancing together then disappear and come back later, him smiling saying “dude, yep” which was odd enough.
Time passed and Myself, B and D, were going to get some eats and Bro C was locked in talking to the same chick. We tried to call him over to give the details but he thought we were cockblocking and refused to budge. We returned later and asked if he hit it. He said “No she wouldn’t let me but I went down on her!”
Partying and shite got wild and I ended up hooking up with this cute cool chick in the bathroom. After I told Bro B about it and he was weirdly like “no shite okay be right back” and I see them dancing together then disappear and come back later, him smiling saying “dude, yep” which was odd enough.
Time passed and Myself, B and D, were going to get some eats and Bro C was locked in talking to the same chick. We tried to call him over to give the details but he thought we were cockblocking and refused to budge. We returned later and asked if he hit it. He said “No she wouldn’t let me but I went down on her!”
Posted on 12/18/22 at 1:35 am to magildachunks
Drunk college me made a shitton of Jell-O shots on the first night of a long weekend lake house party with whiskey. I had no idea they would be that bad.
I also had no idea that was my boyfriend's buddy's uncle's really old, expensive important whiskey.
I felt very hungover and bad the next day. We unfortunately ate all the jello so as to not dishonor the important whiskey. Not sure if our friend ever had any fallout from that.
I also had no idea that was my boyfriend's buddy's uncle's really old, expensive important whiskey.
I felt very hungover and bad the next day. We unfortunately ate all the jello so as to not dishonor the important whiskey. Not sure if our friend ever had any fallout from that.
Posted on 12/20/22 at 2:00 pm to LaLadyinTx
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About 40 years ago (when the drinking age was 18 in Louisiana), it was the summer before my friends and I started college at NLU
I think we started NLU at the exact same time.....
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