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Tell me what to expect at the Texas border
Posted on 4/14/20 at 4:10 am
Posted on 4/14/20 at 4:10 am
I have to drive to Austin to pick up my stepson and bring him back to Louisiana. Might stay a couple nights in Austin. What's to be expected?
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Posted on 4/14/20 at 4:20 am to Samson
Sunday I went through and was waved through without being questioned. The week before I was asked where I am going, where I am coming from.
This was at I10.
This was at I10.
Posted on 4/14/20 at 4:24 am to Samson
Bring lube.
If you ask politely and don’t get upset when they check your anal cavity, they will probably use lube so it doesn’t hurt.
However, i don’t know what all you are into so if no lube is your thing at the border checkpoints, then let your freak flag fly
If you ask politely and don’t get upset when they check your anal cavity, they will probably use lube so it doesn’t hurt.
However, i don’t know what all you are into so if no lube is your thing at the border checkpoints, then let your freak flag fly
Posted on 4/14/20 at 4:33 am to Samson
Tanks and Guns
Posted on 4/14/20 at 4:39 am to Samson
quote:
What's to be expected?
You will be asked a series of three questions. They will get progressively harder with the last one being a real riddle.
Godspeed, Samson!
Posted on 4/14/20 at 4:40 am to Samson
Was thinking about going to Ft Worth to see some family, I heard there are back roads near Shreveport that don’t have anyone checking but I’m not sure exactly where they are yet.
Posted on 4/14/20 at 5:14 am to Samson
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is your quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Posted on 4/14/20 at 5:14 am to RATeamWannabe
Why do you want to do that? They are not asking tough questions, and you are not trying to get into Israel.
Posted on 4/14/20 at 5:51 am to Samson
They are confiscating any boudain
Posted on 4/14/20 at 5:58 am to Samson
Full body cavity search
Posted on 4/14/20 at 6:07 am to Jimbeaux
quote:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
Posted on 4/14/20 at 6:11 am to Samson
Posted on 4/14/20 at 6:28 am to Samson
Posted on 4/14/20 at 6:33 am to Samson
Posted on 4/14/20 at 6:48 am to Samson
Posted on 4/14/20 at 6:54 am to Samson
First you will be stopped and questioned where you going and asked to provide an address where you will be quarantined for 14 days.
Then once you get past the claymores and snipers you will be in the great state of Texas
Then once you get past the claymores and snipers you will be in the great state of Texas
Posted on 4/14/20 at 6:55 am to Samson
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