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Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:51 pm
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13688 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:51 pm
I will let you know who was the first to make me lol.
See if any of you are actually funny
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
78742 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:52 pm to
The only difference between yo momma and a 747 is not every has ridden on a 747.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
28183 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:52 pm to
Have you not laughed today? You upset about something?
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38598 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

not every has ridden on a 747.


U w0t m8?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
54746 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:53 pm to
Know why a chicken coop only has 2 doors?





If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:54 pm to
Did you hear about the archeologist? His career is in ruins.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70163 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:54 pm to
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
101191 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:55 pm to
There are some people who legitimately believe Miles should not have been fired.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117941 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:55 pm to
Nothing better than a 20 piece of nuggets while doing 70 mph down I-10 with an assortment of sauces.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:57 pm to
I have a tiny penis
What's funny is I'm 6'3" 225 pounds size 14 shoes huge hands, small pecker. God is real and I'm his amusement
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 6:00 pm
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6629 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:58 pm to
My wife thinks S&M stands for spaghetti and meatballs.
Posted by El Campo Tiger
El Campo, TX
Member since Mar 2015
10118 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:58 pm to
Gus Malzahn blew a guy for bus fare, then walked home.

Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1910 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:58 pm to
I walked into my office this morning knowing I was going to purposely shite my pants so i could go home around lunch. I enjoyed the afternoon on my patio giggling about it.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9410 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 5:59 pm to
During the Holocaust, Nazi doctors conducted experiments where newborns were immediately separated from their mothers to see how long they could live with no nutrition, clothing or shelter.
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:02 pm to
And clientnumber9 is the only surviving death baby. Bad jokes were a side effect
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70163 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:04 pm to



Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
40449 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

And clientnumber9 is the only surviving death baby


Does he tie his shoes with little knotsies?
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:04 pm to
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:05 pm to
I'm not shower about that. I gas maybe.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

I walked into my office this morning knowing I was going to purposely shite my pants so i could go home around lunch. I enjoyed the afternoon on my patio giggling about it.


This is the first one that legitimately made me laugh out loud.
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