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re: Tell me about your personal Eyes Wide Shut experience
Posted on 4/19/23 at 7:24 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 4/19/23 at 7:24 am to GreatLakesTiger24
My neighbor in Germany and his wife asked my wife and I to a "dinner party" at a friend of theirs house once...when we got there the lady who lived there came to the door in a very attractive dress....when we got inside there were naked folks eerywhere doing all sorts of shite...and our neighbors managed to be naked within 3 seconds of the door being shut LOL. All manner of body types present....as prudish Americans we ain't never seen nothing to beat the likes of that dinner party...we stayed about 15 minutes, if that, and snuck out the door and caught a cab home. The cab driver knew what was going on and was very amused at our reaction. Had we known what was going on beforehand we might not have left but you can't just spring that kind of thing on unsuspecting folks.
Our neighbors thought it was the funniest thing they had ever seen and every time we socialized with them they would bring it up. They were fun to hang out with and their friends were also but being Americans we just weren't into that sort of thing like they were. Their hot tub was almost directly under our back porch and our living room floor to ceiling windows overlooked their back yard...the lady next door stayed naked in the yard...very attractive woman...and was totally comfortable being naked. Interesting period in our lives for certain....
Our neighbors thought it was the funniest thing they had ever seen and every time we socialized with them they would bring it up. They were fun to hang out with and their friends were also but being Americans we just weren't into that sort of thing like they were. Their hot tub was almost directly under our back porch and our living room floor to ceiling windows overlooked their back yard...the lady next door stayed naked in the yard...very attractive woman...and was totally comfortable being naked. Interesting period in our lives for certain....
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Posted on 4/19/23 at 7:36 am to GreatLakesTiger24
My wife and I were at Johny's Hideaway in Sandy Springs about 30 years ago and another couple took up with us...very attractive lady in her 40s and a chubby husband. We had a few drinks, danced a little and flirted of course and then said we had to leave. They were very dissapointed but said they were going to leave also. While waiting for the Valet to bring our cars the lady point blank told us that they had a room nearby and she would like nothing better than to go there and have a go. I was all in and my wife wasn't exactly not all in...then the husband got pretty handsy with my wife and it went to shite fast. I thought I was going to have to whup him at the valet stand. We left and they followed us for several miles, finally passing us while the lady was flashing us out the passenger side window of their car. Had ole boy not overplayed his hand there ain't no telling what would have happened and looking back after 30 years I am glad we didn't do it...I have friends who did and it ruined their relationship, and others who have and it did not...wouldn't be worth it, in my opinion.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 7:40 am to GreatLakesTiger24
I have told this on here before (not that bad) but it really shook me at the time.
My roommate had a girlfriend for about 6 months and I came home late and was trying to be quiet coming in the door.
He was laying on the ground and she was on top of him facing me. She was wearing one of his long sleeved shirts and nothing else.
When she heard me open the door (he did not hear me) she straightened up her back and opened her shirt up completely. Never broke eye contact for like 5 seconds as I was trying to decide to close the door or walk past them.
I closed the door and went back to my car for about 30 mins and then came back in.
I had not thought about it in a long time until I saw this funny clip:
My roommate had a girlfriend for about 6 months and I came home late and was trying to be quiet coming in the door.
He was laying on the ground and she was on top of him facing me. She was wearing one of his long sleeved shirts and nothing else.
When she heard me open the door (he did not hear me) she straightened up her back and opened her shirt up completely. Never broke eye contact for like 5 seconds as I was trying to decide to close the door or walk past them.
I closed the door and went back to my car for about 30 mins and then came back in.
I had not thought about it in a long time until I saw this funny clip:
Posted on 4/19/23 at 7:40 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Your momma
Posted on 4/19/23 at 7:44 am to LanierSpots
You are wasting your time with vintage Nicole Kidman pictures. Most of this crowd likes fat women with giant, oversized boob jobs, fake lips, and six tons of spackled on make up.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 7:54 am to BRgetthenet
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Also, Dominoes Pizza. You can still order a large pepperoni for ~$10. Buttholes and pizza. All American.
Both equally disappointing.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 8:03 am to foj1981
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Colette New Orleans
Went there two years ago and it was pretty intense.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 8:08 am to Foreskinski
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I was invited to a masked orgy one time. Showed up and it was a sausage fest with a few fatties. After a few drinks, I wake up 12 hrs later with a metallic taste in my mouth, a tattoo of a pineapple on my low back, and a really sore a-hole
This happens to all of us at least once.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 8:32 am to GreatLakesTiger24
A shitpost I helped write about the President peeing on hookers in Moscow made it all the way into the international news once
Posted on 4/19/23 at 8:37 am to cheobode
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Colette New Orleans
Went there two years ago and it was pretty intense.
It's turned into a bunch of weed smoker single guys now. They've been very relaxed on the "couples only" policy lately.
10:1 guy to girl ratio.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 8:40 am to chinhoyang
quote:I watche Cold Mountain a week or so ago. She looked great in that movie.
vintage Nicole Kidman
Posted on 4/19/23 at 8:44 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Meh... Nothing as fancy as Eyes Wide Shut, but back when I still partied.. been to few "parties" where folks get wired up, naked, and get crazy.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:20 am to Shexter
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10:1 guy to girl ratio.
We went on a Saturday where "supposedly" they only let couples and single women in that night. Every other night is open to whoever. Didn't have any issues with single men when we went but I went to the bathroom and when I came back, four women were talking with my wife lol
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:25 am to cheobode
Which admin deleted my post in this thread and why? Uncultured swine.
This post was edited on 4/19/23 at 9:27 am
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:27 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Yes, when I heard a kid continuously beating out one note on a piano.. 
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:29 am to cheobode
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We went on a Saturday where "supposedly" they only let couples and single women in that night. Every other night is open to whoever. Didn't have any issues with single men when we went but I went to the bathroom and when I came back, four women were talking with my wife lol
Go on . . .
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:31 am to cheobode
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We went on a Saturday where "supposedly" they only let couples and single women in that night. Every other night is open to whoever. Didn't have any issues with single men when we went but I went to the bathroom and when I came back, four women were talking with my wife lol
Glad you had a different experience than we did. We didn't go to swing, but just check things out. Tried to fool around in one of the private rooms, but were getting knocks on the door by solo guys every 10 seconds. I had to hold the door shut with my foot. We walked around for a while, then left after about an hour. The big exhibitionist room was surrounded by solo guys. No idea where all the women were that night. It was a sausage fest that Saturday night.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:37 am to CrimsonTideMD
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Where TF were you going???
Haha. We had a contract to test a fleet of O&G ships for asbestos. Headed west to SE Asia, bounced over to Dubai, and then came home via Paris. Was an awesome experience for a 20 year old but I saw some shite I didn't need to.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:45 am to junkfunky
One time I closed my eyes and I saw Lane holding up the natty. Then I opened my eyes and nothing was there. Sad!
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:45 am to Shexter
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It was a sausage fest that Saturday night
That's crazy. When was this? My wife and I were contemplating going back later this year, but not if it's a sausage fest.
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Go on . . .
She talked and danced with a few of the women. I think their husbands sent the wives to get a feel to see if she would play with them. That's just a speculation. My wife was very tipsy(and it's LOUD in there) so she doesn't remember much of the conversations. While she was dancing, I made eye contact with a really old man there with his wife. He came over to talk and asked if I would be interested with getting with his wife. I declined(she was not attractive and my wife would have murdered me).
We went in the voyeur/exhibitionist room with a girl she met and she ended up playing with her and another girl slid her way in there too. There were a lot of people standing around watching. My wife and I played on the bed after her and the girls were done.
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